The elusive donut vampire. Annoying, but probably still more pleasant to be around than the regular kind.
AI eat your heart out. This is perfect.
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🏆 I love his lil bowtie!
I love that they evolved fangs to puncture and siphon through the flesh of the donut but are considerate enough to forgo that and use a straw to avoid passing on germs.
Count Jamcula 🦇
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I wait 'til late at night
When no one else is there (else is there)
I take my favorite straw
And puncture an éclair (an éclair)Either it was the photo taker setting it up or else whoever was responsible left the goddamn straw there so that everyone else would know. That’s some serial killer behavior, make sure to tell everyone where you’re going for lunch.
I’d rather know so I can not eat the sucked donuts
Maybe they were blowing the filling in
Donut filling always tastes like shit and ruins even the best donut. I wished I worked there.
Boston creme pie can’t hear you la la la la
don’t listen to the bad man sweetie. everybody loves your creamy insides.
they stick their tongue deep inside to pull out just a teeny bit of your cream. it’s just this guy. he no like-a-da cream.
I’m with you on this one.
It’s the photo taker. He hates it there and he wants everyone to feel it with him.
I mean you gotta watch your caloren intake right?
When you nut on the dough, it becomes a doughnut.
What, you’ve never craved a krispyslosh?
