I won’t 😂
You can ask me, but my answer will always be “make me” anyway…so you might as well just throw me on top of you right away :3

  • fracture ( fracture@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    alright but like… what if you could be strong enough to just use the person on top like a sex doll… lift and lower them on to you easily, and just fuck them like that…

    … got me horny posting on main, i don’t even do that on my horny account

      • Miisha ( Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) OP
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        Huh? Have I just been here, bouncing with zero help from my partner all this time, while he could’ve been helping me? Noo…don’t say that 😭
        My legs…my poor legs. They’ve suffered so much… /s

    • Miisha ( Miisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) OP
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      Oh my god WHAT
      That sounds amazing, what the fuck? Why did I never think of that??
      This will work, cause my bf has a physically difficult job, he’s getting stronger all the time (and I’m getting weaker 😆), so this could work…I could totally be his sex doll, omfg
      EUPHORIAAAAAAA 💜

      • the story, and acting, is fine. the problem comes with the horrible sets, costumes, environments for me. they didnt even try being faithful to the world aladdin takes place in. a mix of iranian, indian, and north african stuff mixed in jarringly together that it always takes me out of and angry.

        environments can enrich or break a world. the way aladdin does it feels like a gross parody of the world and the culture its based on to me than an actual effort to make a fantastical fictional world

        • I don’t really have a problem with a mash-up. Most classic Disney princess stories are located in some vague unspecified European royalty hodgepodge. I’m sure The Lion King and “The Little Mermaid” aren’t too faithful on their biology/zoology either.

          I do have a problem with the ridiculous stereotyping. Like in the very first part of the movie, when the shop keeper threatens to cut off Jasmine’s hand for stealing. Or the fact that the most Middle Eastern-coded person in the whole film is Jafar, the evil wizard villain.

          • but u see the mash-up is done in a way to be stereotypical rather than the fantastical settings of europe they adapted. i rewatch clips of aladdin, little mermaid, and beauty and the beast just to be sure again.

            aladdin’s entire city is just plain what seem to be big mud and clay houses, sometimes having a brick or two visible at most. there’s some wood detail sometimes in windows but thats about it. it lacks any rich texture any of the architetures in the area in a city would’ve had, maybe not every house but none? there’s no roads whatsover, its dirt or sand with visible steps u get so it cant be paved or built in any way. they just lack any infrastructure in the city except a wall, which also has unguarded big opening with just sand. there’s scaffolds everywhere for some reason too. they didnt put effort into making this a real city, just a vague assortment of elements taken from various places around the region.

            mud and brick houses with carved windows and some wood windows exist but in a major trade city as aladdin suggests it doesnt. esp not without roads, infrastructure, or just anything more than homes & carts.

            the castle itself is plucked from india. but taj mahal isnt a castle. still it transposes european idea of how royalty rule onto there with secluded royalty in a big place.

            comparing that to little mermaid or beauty and the beast is night and day. both having towns with infrastructure, detailed buildings, greenery and lived in areas. environmental aspects that arent just tradeshops and cops. diversity in architecture and design, not just one type of building and ‘road’. aladdin’s city feels barren and poor. other cities by disney dont. its not just creative freedom its lack of care

        • KoboldCoterie ( KoboldCoterie@pawb.social ) 
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          Thanks for the fresh perspective - I’m not familiar with the history behind it (though it’s pretty obvious even to a layperson that the setting isn’t really accurate to any real-world location). I do think Disney takes a lot of liberties with the stories they tell, often for the worse, and it sounds like that’s the case here.

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    You’re a diamond in the rough, Al, but did you ever think why Jasmine was really drawn to you? As a princess, she had more diamonds than she knew what to do with. What she wanted was the rough.