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A whole new world

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Maven (famous) ( Maven@lemmy.zip )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 13 hours ago
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  • friendly_ghost ( friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ) 
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    We hear about enshittification but nobody talks about Ludditification

  • notthebees ( notthebees@reddthat.com ) 
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    My dad went from db management to running a grocery store.

    My one friend is now becoming an HVAC technician

    • friendly_ghost ( friendly_ghost@beehaw.org ) 
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      42 minutes ago

      We’re getting more analog every day

  • one_old_coder ( one_old_coder@piefed.social ) 
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    13 hours ago

    It’s NOT funny! With all the AI shit, micro-managers trying to be clones of Hitler, and unemployment to make the line go up, it’s something I’m seriously considering.

    • Ephera ( Ephera@lemmy.ml ) 
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      12 hours ago

      It used to be a meme, because every so often a dev left into that direction, even though most devs loved their job. A month ago, I was talking in the office with three other devs when this came up as a topic. It was not a meme anymore, every single one of us had seriously considered it.

      • Feidry ( Feidry@sh.itjust.works ) 
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        12 hours ago

        17 year IT veteran here. I work on a dairy farm now. It’s a peaceful life.

        • Carl ( Carl@anarchist.nexus ) 
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          My buddy recently asked if I had any leads on stagehand work, because he spontaneously quit his IT job last month. He said that compared to the stress of modern IT work, he’d rather be a local roadcase pusher.

          • nilloc ( nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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            3 hours ago

            I’ve been restoring classic cars for 3 yeses now. Lost my company 3 months before the pandemic and haven’t looked back.

    • JoeBigelow ( JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ) 
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      None of that shit except maybe the AI goes away in a woodshop. Hell, owners probably love AI because now they don’t need to pay a designer and drawer.

      • turdburglar ( turdburglar@piefed.social ) 
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        well as someone who works in a woodshop and has received plans from a client designed by ai, i can saw without reservation that we definitely still need someone to design and draw plans.

        also im not sure how to spell draw-er, but a drawer is a little slidey bit in a cabinet that you can put stuff in and close.

  • runner_g ( runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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    10 hours ago

    I’m in biotech and my wife and I keep talking about quitting our jobs and opening a meadery.

    • kindnesskills ( kindnesskills@literature.cafe ) 
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      Intriguing!

      Probably more as a small scale personal project than a business venture (the bureaucracy around food-production would kill me) for me though.

      Do you make it already on your free time? Can it be made without honey?

      • NoneOfUrBusiness ( NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io ) 
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        Fun mead fact: The word “mead” descends from the Proto-Indo-European word for honey.

        • kindnesskills ( kindnesskills@literature.cafe ) 
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          I’d have to call it Sirop (sugared drink) or something… Maybe “sugar meadley” or “agave meadley”!

      • runner_g ( runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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        Our area is filled with local breweries, so I think a meadery as a local business would work.

        We do! We’ve been doing ~1 gallon batches which gives us 5 or 6 bottles of finished product. We’ve been buying honey from the big box grocers but I want to switch to buying from a local beekeeper.

        I’ve never tried using not honey, do you mean like Agave nectar or similar?

        • SuperNovaStar ( SuperNovaStar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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          7 hours ago

          If you make alcohol out of agave, you’re just making tequila at that point

          • runner_g ( runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ) 
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            6 hours ago

            Youd still have to distill it to get tequila. I am kinda interested in trying a fermented agave batch now.

        • kindnesskills ( kindnesskills@literature.cafe ) 
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          Maybe even a beekeeper who also could retail your mead, if they already have store space and customers and an assortment of honey-related products…!

          Yeah, I don’t eat honey so haven’t even thought about mead in a decade, but the one time I had it, it was delicious! I suppose the market of buyers with allergies or dietary restrictions against honey is too small, but I wonder if it could be possible for home use (where no one cares that it’s not “real mead”).

      • Herbal Gamer ( HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works ) 
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        Wouldn’t be mead without honey.

        • kindnesskills ( kindnesskills@literature.cafe ) 
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          10 hours ago

          Mead-ish? Meadly?

          • ulterno ( ulterno@programming.dev ) 
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            8 hours ago

            Ha! Only 2 questions in and you are already in “you won’t believe it is butter” territory.

            • kindnesskills ( kindnesskills@literature.cafe ) 
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              Haha unfortunately it comes with the territory when refusing animal products but still wanting to eat similar to everyone else - I CAN have my cake and eat it too, kinda (with soy cream).

              I’ll slogan my homebrewed syrup-beer: “you won’t believe it’s mead! (it’s not)”.

              • ulterno ( ulterno@programming.dev ) 
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                Honestly, while I love eating butter, I’d rather not look for similar looking replacements.
                I can very well go with peanut/coconut oil (for cooking) and blended peanut for spreading, instead of using randomly processed industrial idk-what-oil based stuff that was originally developed with the intent to reduce costs to companies and then half-heartedly attempted to cater to those who care about nutrition, with a whole fake health campaign to make it work.

                Forget that, I’d rather just eat my bread with water.

                • kindnesskills ( kindnesskills@literature.cafe ) 
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                  There are plenty of good substitution products available nowadays - even found one not-butter tasty enough to make my whole family switch to it, until it went out of production… probably as well for our arteries. But I’ve yet to find a good replacement cheese though, so I’d rather go without.

  • rumschlumpel ( rumschlumpel@feddit.org ) 
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    The AI-related bullshit definitely sucks the fun out of programming, but carpenters still have to deal with customers…

    • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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      Programmers still have customers - you just work for the same company as they do most of the time ;-;

      • rumschlumpel ( rumschlumpel@feddit.org ) 
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        Exactly, becoming a carpenter still retains one major issue with the programming profession. Several programmers I know even have to deal directly with the company’s customers (though they tend to complain more about their own management).

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    i once took over a consultancy gig at a high-tech optical lab. when me and the guy i was replacing were leaving on the last day of the handover i asked just conversationally where he was going next, and he told me he was going back to school to be a painter. guy was in his mid-50s.

  • Catoblepas ( Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    The shop teacher at my school actually did lose a couple of fingers to a table saw (not at school). Like right after he retired, too.

    • jesusactuallyhateshorses ( jesusactuallyhateshorses@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      Ours got his tie caught in a belt sander. If it wasn’t for a quick thinking kid who pulled the cord…

      He did get some chin sanding in, which is nice.

      • ogy ( ogy@fedia.io ) 
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        wearing a tie in a workshop is mental 🤮

        • FishFace ( FishFace@piefed.social ) 
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          Those teachers wore ties in my school… They were clip-on for exactly this reason.

          • ogy ( ogy@fedia.io ) 
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            I almost got kicked out of university for what they taught me in highschool 😂 turns out safety protocol is actually super important 🤯

          • setVeryLoud(true); ( isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ) 
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            Still, so obstinate. Like whyyy

      • [deleted] ( snooggums@piefed.world ) 
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        Wearing a tie in a workshop is like pointing a gun at other people at the shooting range. Never do it unless you want bad things to happen.

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