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Maven (famous) ( Maven@lemmy.zip )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 15 hours ago

A whole new world

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Maven (famous) ( Maven@lemmy.zip )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 15 hours ago
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  • Catoblepas ( Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    The shop teacher at my school actually did lose a couple of fingers to a table saw (not at school). Like right after he retired, too.

    • jesusactuallyhateshorses ( jesusactuallyhateshorses@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      Ours got his tie caught in a belt sander. If it wasn’t for a quick thinking kid who pulled the cord…

      He did get some chin sanding in, which is nice.

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        wearing a tie in a workshop is mental 🤮

        • FishFace ( FishFace@piefed.social ) 
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          Those teachers wore ties in my school… They were clip-on for exactly this reason.

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            I almost got kicked out of university for what they taught me in highschool 😂 turns out safety protocol is actually super important 🤯

          • setVeryLoud(true); ( isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca ) 
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            Still, so obstinate. Like whyyy

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        Wearing a tie in a workshop is like pointing a gun at other people at the shooting range. Never do it unless you want bad things to happen.

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