Hey now! That whorishness is what makes Carbon so perfect for the chemistry of life’s functions.

I bet the other molecules are just mad they can’t get the kind of action that carbon can tbh.

we admire carbon in this house

Carbon shaming

Phosphorus can sometimes be found in chains. It’s not very stable, though.

Silicon too, it’s very similar, except silanes don’t like to exist.

Yeah but carbon is my spirit animal

A where what?