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I don’t really think drugging people without their consent is funny
It’s not. This is a dumb joke. Sorry if I offended you
What if you’re drugging a clown?
why is this the funniest thing in this thread
I’ve seen this one several times through the years and every time it reminds me of when some bros decided it would be funny to get “the weird kid” high. He was freaking out until someone did the kindness to tell him what was going on and stay with him, then he was just really uncomfortable until it wore off enough so he could sleep it off.
I guess it traditionally gets a pass on the grounds that it’s “questionable behavior of people when they’re high,” not “helpful advice.”
With adult co-workers you’d hope they would at least pull a “OMG guys! My sister just called me and said I brought the wrong batch of brownies, those were the pot ones for her book group!” so everyone would at least know they were high, not having a stroke or psychotic break or something. And maybe quietly keep the weird kid from taking one.
Side note: keep drugs, especially edibles, locked up away from pets. I’ve seen a couple very miserable dogs who were high as a kite for days from getting into someone’s stash.
Taking a photo of a bottle of bleach next to an empty bottle of liquid sugar and giving it the caption “we ran out of liquid sugar, but what the customer doesn’t know won’t hurt them” and then putting my phone in my pants and waiting for the notifications to arrive from people helpfully informing me that “that’s not funny at all, that kills people!”
Wait…liquid sugar? That’s a thing? Since when?? 😭
It is usually called “simple syrup”
Coffee places use it pretty often. It mixes into the coffee better (considering it too is a liquid), but some people don’t like the way it feels on their tongue, or the slightly different taste. You can usually ask for granulated sugar though.
Simple Syrup.
If you want to sweeten a cold beverage (lemonade, iced coffee, whatehaveyou), regular granulated sugar will not dissolve effectively.
Some people ask for their iced coffee with the sugar melted…that is, they put the sugar in and essentially make an adhoc simple syrup with hot coffee instead of hot water, then fill with ice and chilled coffee.
I personally think that’s disgusting, because that automatically waters down the coffee. I’d rather have any of the flavor “shots” they offer, which is essentially just simple syrup plus flavor.
Or I’d just get artificial sweetener, because most of them dissolve better in cold beverages than regular sugar.
It’s essentially filtered syrup and widely used in gastronomy, e.g. for cocktails.
Need that in my life! Moar sugar :3
Caaarl, that kills people!
That’s actually pretty smart - the lab would probably invalidate the entire suite of test because the results are statistically very unlikely.
So this person, put drugs into brownies, very likely didn’t tell anyone about that, and that because of a drug test.
Yeah I don’t think a company should make drug test except if your job can kill someone if you are impaired, but fuck that particular piece of shit.
The internet used to be a fun place where we made jokes and didn’t take everything so seriously.
Yes, don’t worry, this totally happened, y’know? /s
Sorry for being snarky, but come on. Yes, this is a shitty thing to do (also illegal). No, this didn’t actually happen. It’s a dumb Twitter meme.You would think that this never happened, and whoever posted this probably didn’t do it. But there is no end to human stupidity and malice, so someone did do this shit. And I for one don’t want to even laugh about it because thats how we got fascist and nazis back again laughing at jokes which progressively normalized it.
Also don’t be sorry for being snarky, that’s just you being you^^
But there is no end to human stupidity and malice…
True…and you don’t have to laugh about anything ofc. I just…don’t know how we got from a really stupid weed brownie joke to fascists and nazis. And tbh, I don’t want to continue this conversation anymore. Have a nice day ❤️
people should probably be observant enough to notice the person that is giving brownies is high and ask if they are normal or doped
Ik is a joke but one idiot did it once many puked like hell and a girl had a panic attack or something on the likes. Thing all hell broke loose they fired him he was sent to jail form some months and the family of the girl sued him. Higher ups got a scalding scolding we were not permitted to share food by like a year until someone figured out we are all not that stupid.
I heard he still thinks is funny…deleted by creator
Isn’t this a plot point in Workaholics?
Fur sure
So if you have coworkers on IPS and do this you will get them sent to prison with all the horrors that ensue. Don’t do this.
This is devious. And part of the list of reasons I do not eat food items offered by colleagues.
