I can soo see this happening to someone 😂
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Prob don’t use a 9 year old condom anyway. Without spermicides the latex will deteriorate after about 5 years. With spermicide solutions it will happen around 3 years. Being in a warm and often agitated wallet, this will probably happen sooner.
You’ll end up with probably a gross funky dick rash and a gross funky baby.
Yeah, if you buy a pack of condoms, store them in a dry and cool place. You can take one out and put it in the purse, but replace it after at least half a year from the safely stored stash to prevent gross funky babies and gross funky STDs.
Edit: This goes doubly when you are in the US. The amount of multiresistant STDs in the US currently is mindblowingly high, don’t fuck around with that. And if you are in Russia, you are in HIV central anyways.
Realistically, a packet of ramen seasoning is approximately as helpful of birth control as a condom that has been in a wallet for nine years.
Unlike latex, chicken bullion can last 9years though
Meanwhile someone somewhere is having the grossest ramen ever.
I always kept a bag of tea when I carried that kind of wallet. Just in case I needed a lil midday caffeine. One of my ‘friends’ at the time briefly stole my wallet and came back like OMG you have a–!–wait.
Who doesn’t crave tea bagging?
