Seriously though, public executions would be interesting. Shooting is too easy to fake, so I think guillotine where head leaves shoulders, is a good thing. Maybe start with those doing crimes against humanity (like some war crimes), or for USA maybe those guilty of treason (that’s a pretty bad crime), or perverts that Epstein files proved guilty. I would watch a couple. No way of botching one like the drug injection fiasco recently. First a fair trial, then chop.

is there a list of onion headlines that later happened in reality? this one still would count because the headline refers to the announcement which did happen even if the actual event was canceled

Trump took it back like the coward he is

While I 100% agree with the sentiment: They already canceled it.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/oct/15/trump-fort-hood-execution-livestream

It’s part of the plan… do outrageous stupid shit on purpose while they rob behind doors… catch up to it folks…it’s all smoke and mirrors while mugging the country.