One leg baggy, one leg skinny, HYBRID JEANS PEOPLE
HYBRID JEANS
just went shopping with my niece and guess what, Flares are back - just like bsck then when I was 12

Low rise. High rise. Low rise. High rise. Die.
My high school son dresses pretty much exactly like I did at his age. The other day it was 90’s themed day at school and he was stopped in the hall to take pictures becuase his outfit was so spot on. He had completely forgotten it was 90’s day and just wore his usual attire — a nirvana t-shirt over a thermal long sleeve and a pair of jnco jeans. Kid shops for himself (summer job $$) and I crack a smile every time I see him come home with another thing that could have come from my 90’s wardrobe (except I never could afford name brands).

Give it a few more months and it’ll be windbreakers and loud colors time.
clearly you’re not into techno, if anything this is on the way back out
Yeah could have missed that. But I’m assuming more at the mall or in a school hallway haute couture.
Anything is possible! We just have to believe hard enough.
No, the 80s stay in the past where they belong
Ok, how about the humble swatch watch?

I had blocked those out
According to the episode of The Rest Is Science that I watched the other day, you can still get those sort of things :)
Fashion is fickle, develop your own style.
Fashion is danger
skinny jeans make my ass phat, baggy jeans could never
Not with that attitude!
I’m jealous, I have negative ass
14 flights of stairs per day? You’re goddamn right I’m wearing skinny jeans. i’m 47, and my ass looks awesome.
Pics or it didn’t happen
I’m not really sure how to take a picture of my own ass
Selfie stick!
I don’t know what that is
It’s an expandable stick you attach your phone on to, so you can take pictures with the camera farther away. Some of them are pretty cool they almost look like drone shots, probably not the cheaper ones though.
I hate all jeans, they’re bad for my sensory issues
That’s so interesting because I also have massive fabric sensitivity issues but denim is the only one that doesn’t drive me crazy. So many differences between neurodivergent people.
God me too. Jeans are kind of my anchor point for why the rest of the world feels insane. The creases creasing any time I bend my legs. It’s uncomfortable. Plenty of pants don’t do that. I don’t understand why people love the crease feel pants.
Omg me too THERE’S LITERALLY AT LEAST TWO OF US 🥹
three
Denim bunching up behind your knees! 🤮
how so my friend?
More generally it’s actually just all long pants, I hate how constricting they feel . Jeans are worse because they’re usually not stretchy at all.
I wear skiiny stretchy jeans, its a thing
I’m waiting for bellbottoms/flares to come back around. They were in when I was formativing and despite them never being in again since, and thus really hard to find, I never stopped wearing them because everything else sucks to me. Skinny jeans make my lower legs feel like they can’t breathe (have the exact same sensory problem with turtleneck and crew neck), and straight leg/boot cut bunch up in horribly uncomfortable ways, especially behind the knee.
Give me tight to the knee, and then big enough to cover my shoes without touching my legs ever again, please and thank you.
I’m the exact opposite, all my sensory problems are in my hips range of motion and groin, and I hate the sensation of rain / mud (or at work, bodily fluids) on the heel {especially if it’s somewhat worn with hanging threads). High waist, baggy seat and crotch, and an inch or so short of skintight below the knee has been amazing.
I’m genuinely horrified at the thought of existing for a day in your preferences, no offense intended. I’m glad it works for you, but every single one of those features is an absolute dealbreaker for me, individually. Unless baggy means stretchy, which it probably doesn’t.
You can have all the bits I hate from my clothes.
I will say, though, I don’t have the problem you do with wet hems, because I exclusively wear knee socks made for winter sports, so nice and thick and wet-preventing. Why is that different than skinny pants? No idea, but it is.
What did we do before denim was invented?
Unga-dunga!
Lederhosen baby
We wore wool trousers
Skinny jeans are uncfomy and hard to move in. I always wear baggy jeans anyway.
JNCO Jeans are back in style! Time to put away bell bottoms (both skinny and baggy).
Good thing I only wear baggy, comfortable pants anymore. I found these[1] a few years ago and by now I own 6 pairs in different materials and, except for job interviews, weddings and funerals, wear them all year round. Not an ad btw, I just really love these pants.












