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biggeoff ( biggeoff@sh.itjust.works )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 days ago

Chosen by a fair dice roll

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Chosen by a fair dice roll

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biggeoff ( biggeoff@sh.itjust.works )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 days ago
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  • potatopotato ( potatopotato@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    How did xkcd predict this so perfectly?

    https://xkcd.com/221/

    • tranzystorekk ( tranzystorek_io@beehaw.org ) 
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      when you look for a pattern hard enough, it’ll appear sooner or later

    • jxk ( jxk@sh.itjust.works ) 
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      What if the person who chose 4 made a reference to xkcd

    • ulterno ( ulterno@programming.dev ) 
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      eMudhra was probably required to be IEEE-RFC-1149.5 compliant.

  • Triumph ( Triumph@fedia.io ) 
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    That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about four to dispute it.

  • JoeBigelow ( JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca ) 
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    Am I missing news from today?

    • Gumus ( Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      yes

  • Deconceptualist ( Deconceptualist@leminal.space ) 
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    I caught the xkcd reference. But why olives?

    • Asetru ( Asetru@feddit.org ) 
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      It’s actually an olive reference, with just a little bit of xkcd thrown in:

      • Deconceptualist ( Deconceptualist@leminal.space ) 
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        Why would I regret eating olives? Because they’re salty? Or maybe because I don’t like olives?

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          I don’t know. Maybe just eat 30 to 40 and find out?

          • Deconceptualist ( Deconceptualist@leminal.space ) 
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            Well now I regret even asking 😜

    • AmbiguousCabbage ( AmbiguousCabbage@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      It’s originally a meme about eating 30 olives for dinner.

  • JudgeDredd ( JudgeDredd@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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    No one would even assume that someone chose a single character. People with bad intentions would start at with a minimum of 4 or 6 characters?

    This way, in case of just bruteforcing your way in, you are indeed very safe. They would brute force into infinity…

  • Patrikvo ( Patrikvo@lemmy.zip ) 
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    ‘4’ is actually a great choice if the attackers would start searching from the highest number down. In fact there are only 4 other possiblities that are better: 0,1,2 and 3. And that is assuming the worse case where ‘0’ is a legal choice. /s

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