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Careless_Platypus ( Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org )  to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 24 days ago

Long Life rule

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Long Life rule

NSFW

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Careless_Platypus ( Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org )  to 196@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 24 days ago
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  • applebusch ( applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) deleted by creator
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    deleted by creator

    • Careless_Platypus ( Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org ) OP
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      I don’t see why not. Boobs for all!

  • Miisha ♀️ ( QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    Here you go. Now everyone here lives longer.

    NSFW

    Flat, underdeveloped, bad picture, ugly…but lifespan-increasing. Enjoy, I guess…

    • captain_oni ( captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      Thank you for your service, queen.

      • Miisha ♀️ ( QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        No problem <3

    • Careless_Platypus ( Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org ) OP
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      I’m flattered to have been graced by Miisha

    • kerrigan778 ( kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      19 days ago

      Perfect beautiful and valid.

      And thank uuuuu :3 <3

      • Miisha ♀️ ( QueenMiisha@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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        Hihi. No prob :3

        • kerrigan778 ( kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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          Also, girl, wtf you talking about with this “unattractive” nonsense. You’re gorgeous inside and out as far as I can tell. You got nothing to worry about in the looks department though fs.

  • eestileib ( eestileib@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    Playing with my own boobs also feels pretty damn nice

    • birdwing ( birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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      As a lesbian: why not both?

      • eestileib ( eestileib@sh.itjust.works ) 
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        As a pan person, yes.

    • Careless_Platypus ( Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org ) OP
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      The amount of people you made jealous with this comment…

  • GenosseFlosse ( GenosseFlosse@feddit.org ) 
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    For your viewing pleasure:

    ( . ) ( . )

    No need to thank me!

    • Careless_Platypus ( Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org ) OP
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      Thank you for your service

  • germanatlas ( germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    • CheesyFox ( CheesyFox@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      noooo, not the

      • germanatlas ( germanatlas@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    • I_am_10_squirrels ( I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) 
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      But how can I stare at them if I can’t see them?

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    Does it have to be a stare? Do I get some benefit from glancing? Or should I play it safe and go for a full gawk to make sure Im getting the full health benefits?

    • Careless_Platypus ( Careless_Platypus@lemmus.org ) OP
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      You choose how close to the sun you fly my man.

  • TotallynotJessica ( TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    The study probably says it decreases cortisol levels or blood pressure, with the media extrapolating to claim that it increases lifespan

  • festnt ( festnt@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    but what if i’m gay?

  • Banana ( Banana@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    resident bisexual autistic exhibitionist, at your service (the jury’s out on whether it works for women as well…but who’s to say we can’t conduct our own science experiments?)

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