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inari ( inari@piefed.zip )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days ago

Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge to 'Kill Everyone' by 2028 an Unrealistic Pipe Dream?

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Is Pete Hegseth's Bold Pledge to 'Kill Everyone' by 2028 an Unrealistic Pipe Dream?

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inari ( inari@piefed.zip )  to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 16 days ago
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  • Gamma ( GammaGames@beehaw.org ) 
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    16 days ago

    With the rate The Onion headlines are becoming reality, I am NOT A FAN of this one

  • A_norny_mousse ( A_norny_mousse@piefed.social ) 
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    This is just another empty promise trying to drum up public support! “Vote for me and everyone everywhere will die” sounds great, but look around, there’s till a lot of people alive!

    Love it. And for some reason I’m now imagining how online conservatives would rail against this one. Probably not even getting the point of the satire.

    Just where did the original anchor this one’s filling in for go? I didn’t hear that bit.

  • HootinNHollerin ( HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    They brought back that great bickering newscasters format!

    • A_norny_mousse ( A_norny_mousse@piefed.social ) 
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      Yeah it’s a great commentary on what political discourse has turned into due to lack of … how to put this … reliable policy/statements.

      Sure someone will correct me on this one soon. If you do please provide a better adjective. TIA!

  • Waterpumpee ( Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ) 
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    Wasnt Bill Gates announcing unironically AI (which his company is a major sponsor of) is able to kill billions?

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      All the big Silicon Valley sociopaths did!

      • seahorse [Ohio] ( seahorse@midwest.social ) 
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        Most of us will die, but it’s a risk they’re bravely willing to take

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    I think it is a lofty goal, but if he wants to have a presidential bid, he will have to get rid of the people unwilling to vote for him. I guess that’s 100%?

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