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QuantumEraser ( QuantumEraser@fedia.io )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago

this is the start of everything falling apart, i can feel it

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this is the start of everything falling apart, i can feel it

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QuantumEraser ( QuantumEraser@fedia.io )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 days ago
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  • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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    I really love the emdash. I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me—cunts.

    • caseyweederman ( caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Cold dead god-damned hands

    • raman_klogius ( raman_klogius@ani.social ) 
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      Rebel. Start using triple em dashes⸻see?

      • Venator ( Venator@lemmy.nz ) 
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        (╯°□°)╯︵┻⸻━⸻┻

      • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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        Fu———ck yeah.

    • staircase ( staircase@programming.dev ) 
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      This reads like Haiku

      • W98BSoD ( W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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        Haiku’s are easy
        But sometimes they don’t make sense
        Refrigerator

      • floofloof ( floofloof@lemmy.ca ) 
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        Oh, that reminds me: is Haiku still a slop-free OS?

        • Kangae_Hishiryo ( Kangae_Hishiryo@scribe.disroot.org ) 
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          Yeah, they’re based

        • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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          Slop and driver free

    • theneverfox ( theneverfox@pawb.social ) 
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      Turns out AI learned from humans, who learn from the writings they’re exposed to

      It’s an endless cycle, and we’re only in the first revolution

      • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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        And one solution would be to just turn off all grammar and spell check and let people’s fat fingers and inability to spell let them stand out as the human. Oh boy.

        • theneverfox ( theneverfox@pawb.social ) 
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          LLMs are really good at language, it’s their whole thing. If you tell them to make spelling errors, they’ll do it just as easily as they can copy the tone and cadence of MLK or Trump speeches

          Also, please no, I’m so bad at spelling

        • FerretyFever0 ( FerretyFever0@fedia.io ) 
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          I did that over a year ago. It was always misinterpreting what I was trying to say and fucking it up, so this is honestly way better.

        • CentipedeFarrier ( CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ) 
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          On the plus side, drunk people would have a MUCH harder time starting arguments…

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            So, I’m guessing you don’t meet too many drunk people…

            • CentipedeFarrier ( CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ) 
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              Quite the opposite, but I know they can’t type for shit. If they can’t type a coherent message, it’s easy to ignore.

            • spankysalmon ( spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app ) 
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              Ypu think I cant spell drunk amd anget huh bitcj!?

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