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QuantumEraser ( QuantumEraser@fedia.io )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 hours ago

this is the start of everything falling apart, i can feel it

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this is the start of everything falling apart, i can feel it

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QuantumEraser ( QuantumEraser@fedia.io )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 12 hours ago
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  • orca ( orca@orcas.enjoying.yachts ) 
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    As someone that uses AI at work because 1. this is a run-out-the-clock situation, and 2. I don’t give a fuck and would like to be at my desk as little as possible, it feels weird and hypocritical to expect no AI in all of the software around me as well.

    With that said, if I still had any semblance of passion for writing code, which I do not, anything I worked on for the OSS community would be fully devoid of AI usage. But I’m mentally at a point where I’d rather move to a cabin and use computers less and less with each passing day.

  • MousePotatoDoesStuff ( MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social ) 
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    Emdashes on this chart are the Jaws theme of vibeshittification.

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  • LaggyKar ( LaggyKar@programming.dev ) 
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    You can get a lot done when you’ve got 29 months in a year

  • SapphironZA ( SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    Personally the only part I have seen is documentation is now vibe coded, where in the past, it was autism coded.

    • BenjiRenji ( BenjiRenji@feddit.org ) 
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      As long as it’s short, sweet and to the point and not prose.

      “This function doesn’t return an int*, it returns a char *.”

  • CTDummy ( CTDummy@piefed.social ) 
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    Is that graph actually real/based on data?

    • otto ( otto@feddit.org ) 
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      git grep -I '—' master | wc -l

      just did a quick check, my graph looks similar.

  • whelk ( whelk@retrolemmy.com ) 
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    Man, I miss when Linux felt like a refuge. It’s always been flawed of course but now it feels like everyone in positions of influence are embracing the awful

    • nehal3m ( nehal3m@lemmy.zip ) 
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      It’s getting harder to justify the inconvenience of going off the beaten path if that path is turning into the same slop as the commercial ones.

      • capital5 ( capital5@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        The Linux Foundation has unfortunately become a commercial shithole, run by a clusterfuck of Silicon Valley VCs. When I see the kinds of garbage AI projects that are being shoveled into it every day, I lose more and more respect for it.

        Look for yourselves: https://www.linuxfoundation.org/projects

        And it’s sad to see Linus falling into their lock and step. I respect him for a lot of things, but when it comes to AI, he’s sadly just wrong.

        • Quantenteilchen ( Quantenteilchen@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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          For me most of the projects at the bottom link to “Page not found” Confluence pages…

        • Rothe ( Rothe@piefed.social ) 
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          Holy fuck, that is a lot of AI hype projects.

      • 🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸 ( Flower@sh.itjust.works ) 
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        The beaten path is sloppifying a lot faster than the alternatives and where management gets angry if you don’t use AI.

        • nehal3m ( nehal3m@lemmy.zip ) 
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          True, and for most things you get a choice, in contrast to Windows/MacOS. But if the kernel itself slides down this path there’s not a lot you can do unless you’re willing to sacrifice enormous amounts of time and effort.

          I’m kind of done with this passion, I’ll be investing more of my time into yard maintenance and my boat.

  • ExLisper ( ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ) 
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    People are so silly. 700 em dashes… Linux is a big project with contributors from all over the world. People probably use LLMs to redact comments when English is not their native language. And yes, people are using LLMs to help them with submissions but there’s 0 proof that any code made it to the kernel without being reviewed properly. This allergy to anything LLM related makes you all look like vegans - a lot of posturing that has 0 real impact. If you’re so disgusted by AI and can’t tell the difference between AI slop and AI assisted code just stop using computers because there’s no way you will be able to do anything without touching AI in one way or another.

    • 0_o7 ( 0_o7@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      What’s with the stupid comparison with the vegans? Vegans have non zero impact towards environment sustainability and their posturing is entirely valid, more so now, given the state of the world.

      Your phrasing tells a lot more about your mindset though. A lot of words, 0 substance.

      -signed, a non-vegan with a lot respect for vegans

      P.S. I am also not against LLM assistance, but also know AI-bros are not to be trusted. With all the money pouring in and so much slop being pushed onto everyone, they will cash out one way or the other. And who’s going to be left holding the bag of all the chaos they’ve caused?

      • ExLisper ( ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ) 
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        Vegans have non zero impact towards environment sustainability

        Not eating meat or eating less meat has non zero impact. Bragging about being vegan and avoiding things like honey does not.

        • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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          Effectively nobody “brags” about being vegan. It’s not a stretch to conceive that those who have become vegan due to ethical or climate based concerns might have some motivation to be vocal and convince others to go vegan. The most profound way a person can have an impact on the environment/animal welfare after becoming a vegan is to convince another person to become a vegan.

          • ExLisper ( ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ) 
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            I know plenty of vegans that will not eat anything “contaminated” with animal products, no matter how those were sources. I also know people who simply avoid animal products. There’s a big difference. Simply limiting consumption of animal products as much possible is normal thing people do out of ethical and environmental concerts. Refusing to eat already prepared dish because it has some animal based ingredient is simply wasteful. Same with LLMs. There’s a difference between AI slop and LLM assisted coding. People who refuse to see the difference are as annoying as overzealous vegans.

            • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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              You must work hard to have takes this bad, I applaud you!

        • Unquote0270 ( Unquote0270@programming.dev ) 
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          Science says otherwise.

        • zarkanian ( zarkanian@sh.itjust.works ) 
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          There are good reasons to not buy honey.

  • bort ( bort@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    when using a monotype font, shouldnt n and m dashes look the same even?

    • 14th_cylon ( 14th_cylon@lemmy.zip ) 
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      The graphical representation does not matter, they are still different character

  • rklm ( rklm@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    I’ve been using linux for 18 years, but since reviewing the Open Slopware list I’ve been making a lot of changes.

    FreeBSD ticks almost every box I need it to. It runs Plasma, it runs Steam/Proton (through a thin compatibility layer that enables a lot of other linux software), it can be set up immutably and has superior containerization natively via jails. It even supports XDG compliance.

    But there is no support for changing voltage or clock rate on any amd gpu (maybe any gpu at all) and no driver support for my newer amd gpu at all.

    It honestly feels like how linux used to feel back in the day 😅

    I don’t think I’m gonna jump ship just yet. The recent ai code fiasco that happened in the linux kernel (race condition, regression, vacation) was averted by the team of talented human developers who reviewed Linus’ code. I am choosing to have faith that it will be ok for a while… given there are few alternatives.

    That being said, I think I might finally be ready to hop on the fuck-sysyemd train. I was able to look past the megalomaniacal tendencies of the dev because the tools were so convenient, but the AI PRs and code review pushes me over the edge. I am gonna configure a daily driver in Artix soon.

    Edit: I should note, FreeBSD also has some AI code issues. But the linux-libre kernel might not. Something like Hyperbola (GNU/Linux-libre) might be more appropriate for someone who is trying to avoid ai code strictly.

    • msage ( msage@programming.dev ) 
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      I use Gentoo with OpenRC btw.

  • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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    I really love the emdash. I’m very—very—upset ai ruined it for me—cunts.

    • raman_klogius ( raman_klogius@ani.social ) 
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      Rebel. Start using triple em dashes⸻see?

      • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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        Fu———ck yeah.

    • staircase ( staircase@programming.dev ) 
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      This reads like Haiku

      • floofloof ( floofloof@lemmy.ca ) 
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        Oh, that reminds me: is Haiku still a slop-free OS?

        • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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          Slop and driver free

    • theneverfox ( theneverfox@pawb.social ) 
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      Turns out AI learned from humans, who learn from the writings they’re exposed to

      It’s an endless cycle, and we’re only in the first revolution

      • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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        And one solution would be to just turn off all grammar and spell check and let people’s fat fingers and inability to spell let them stand out as the human. Oh boy.

        • FerretyFever0 ( FerretyFever0@fedia.io ) 
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          I did that over a year ago. It was always misinterpreting what I was trying to say and fucking it up, so this is honestly way better.

        • CentipedeFarrier ( CentipedeFarrier@piefed.social ) 
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          On the plus side, drunk people would have a MUCH harder time starting arguments…

          • Blibittyblah ( Blibittyblah@futurology.today ) 
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            So, I’m guessing you don’t meet too many drunk people…

            • spankysalmon ( spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app ) 
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              Ypu think I cant spell drunk amd anget huh bitcj!?

  • kibiz0r ( kibiz0r@midwest.social ) 
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    Recursive self—emprovement

    • Ooops ( Ooops@feddit.org ) 
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      No, that’s just using an em dash wrong in the place where a hyphen belongs.

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        Hyphem

        Tap for spoiler

        All become em—dash

        • Ooops ( Ooops@feddit.org ) 
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          -, –, —

          Fun fact… on a monospace font they all have the same size but different heights

      • StillAlive ( StillAlive@piefed.world ) 
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        High fun?

  • ryannathans ( ryannathans@aussie.zone ) 
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    It’s probably about to drop off. Opus 5.5 isn’t outputting em dashes in work produced anymore

    • tatterdemalion ( tatterdemalion@programming.dev ) 
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      It’s been replaced by the overuse of confusing foo's own [implied noun] phrases.

  • abbadon420 ( abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ) 
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    Soom we’ll all be on omarchy

    • Rothe ( Rothe@piefed.social ) 
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      You mean involuntarily? Because fuck that guy.

      • abbadon420 ( abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ) 
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        Yes, I mean that Omarchy is AI slop and this meme says that there is more AI in Linux. Let’s use “Omarchy” as a derogative for all AI slop in Linux. Like, “this new update is so Omarchy, I hate it!”

        • Orygin ( Orygin@sh.itjust.works ) 
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          It’s not even close to being similar. Omarchy is not (just) AI slop, it’s fascists slop

          • abbadon420 ( abbadon420@sh.itjust.works ) 
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            The venn diagram of ai slop and fascist slop has a lot of overlap.

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              True but diluting the war on faschs onto anything AI slop is not gonna help either case.

      • apotheotic (she/her) ( apotheotic@beehaw.org ) 
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        Fuck omarchy

        All my homies hate omarchy

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