Holy shit, this is my son in a couple of decades!
We are an animal-loving family. We have a tortoise. We go it when he was 3.
It’s a species that gets big too. Sulcata, aka African Spurred Tortoise. In 6 years he’s gone from the size of a chicken nugget to the size of a thanksgiving turkey. Or a Halloween pumpkin, perhaps.
When he’s 30 I hope to be able to offer him “appy bites” and think of the fediverse as he low-key scampers over. I could take a bite myself then let him chomp on the whole damn apple!
He really likes his greens though. Like a little armored cow. Except for bright yellow dandelion blossoms. Holy shit those are his jam!
from the size of a chicken nugget to the size of a thanksgiving turkey
Anything but metric
You MUST let me tell everybody when he’s the size of a bald eagle!
RedTailedHawkSCREEEEEEEeeeee
Why will your son be a tortoise?
It’s cheaper to get the upgrade during production, but you can always buy the DLC later.
tendy, choccy, and appy just make my skin crawl when I hear anyone over the age of 5 say it.
skill issue
Appy feels weird to me. Not actually sure what tendy even is. Tender, as in chicken tender?
But choccy is incredibly common here in Aus. Especially when “chocolate” is used as an adjective. You’re less likely (though certainly not unlikely) to hear “do you want some choccy”, but “do you want some choccy milk” is very normal.
Yeah, tendy is a chicken tender. I don’t know if people actually use the phrase, but it was a joke used to talk about the fat internet (4chan in particular) person a long time ago, with them yelling to their mom for more tendies. I don’t know if I’ve ever heard anyone say it in real life, but I have heard people use it as a joke in video game chats, and in text all over the internet.
Chockie bickie is peak Aussie slang, said by all ages.
The spot for “appy” in my brain was already taken up by someone’s fictional boss mispronouncing “API” (content warning: YT short), and “choccy” just sounds vaguely Bri’ish to me, so thankfully I don’t have this problem.
(I just realized when pasting that link that Shorts don’t include tracking components in their URLs, unlike regular videos. Weird.)
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could not agree more
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anyone hungry? ~
anyway, what does the bosses gf have to do with anything?
they should yap how they wanna when on the phone I think.
(Ignore the weird spoon hold, thats my bad, whoops-)
It’s been a while since I’ve had appysauce
happy cake day!
hmmm would you like some appysauce? ~
thank you, and yes! 🥰
