Twizzlers and Red Ropes have effectively done to licorice what the rest of the American food industry has done with Kraft “cheese”, Hershey’s “chocolate”, and others.
Just remembered the brief argument I had with my housemate a while back when I asked them to get cheese at the grocery store and they literally couldn’t get it through their head that I wasn’t referring to Kraft singles. Like they couldn’t comprehend why you someone would want anything else. It explained some things about their cooking…
I wanted to give savory examples too, but I thought they’d be more contentious. Naming a dog Soup sounds more like he used to have a proper name until the soup incident. And meat-related names make me think you plan to eat the pet :(
Marshmallow, Gumdrop, Biscuit, Caramel… Any sweet thing is a pet name.
Butterscotch
Licorice was the name of a friend’s cat
Oh God , was the cat RED
Better had been black like proper licorice.
Twizzlers and Red Ropes have effectively done to licorice what the rest of the American food industry has done with Kraft “cheese”, Hershey’s “chocolate”, and others.
Just remembered the brief argument I had with my housemate a while back when I asked them to get cheese at the grocery store and they literally couldn’t get it through their head that I wasn’t referring to Kraft singles. Like they couldn’t comprehend why you someone would want anything else. It explained some things about their cooking…
Did they cook with the stove or oven at least or did they count the microwave as cooking?
They’d use their stove but only for hamburger helper and shit like that. Nothing from scratch.
Every day we fall further from grace.
Nope, was a little void kitty
I’m not even sure it has to be sweet.
I feel like “Chicken” is a cute name for any animal. Even saying it I want to name my next dog “Chicken.”
Sandwich. Chips. Soup. Bagel. Baguette.
I feel like any food works but maybe I’m crazy.
I wanted to give savory examples too, but I thought they’d be more contentious. Naming a dog Soup sounds more like he used to have a proper name until the soup incident. And meat-related names make me think you plan to eat the pet :(