Maybe Jesus would have commanded John the Baptist to baptise him in Gatorade if Gatorade had existed. Then again, could the Son of God not have turned the water into Gatorade if he so desired?
Then again, being baptised in Gatorade is not expressly prohibited.
Wait, maybe Jesus would be more of a Powerade guy. Did I just commit heresy?
What if I’m using it to ask my AI priest about acceptable fluids to baptize children in?
Maybe Jesus would have commanded John the Baptist to baptise him in Gatorade if Gatorade had existed. Then again, could the Son of God not have turned the water into Gatorade if he so desired? Then again, being baptised in Gatorade is not expressly prohibited.
Wait, maybe Jesus would be more of a Powerade guy. Did I just commit heresy?
I has what original sin craves.
I mean, was the gatorade made of holy water?
I wonder what “Father Justin” was demoted to… Creepy Uncle Justin? Altar
BoyMan Justin? Baptismal Font Justin?