Ummmm…yeeeah
Elon wants to fuck kids
Pulls back curtain…“Why, he’s nothing more than a balding South African! He’s no wizard!”. Toto: “Woof!”.
- EDIT: Changed "American to African.
South *African
For now, but I wouldn’t be surprised if he moved to Argentina, it’s a popular retirement destination for guys like him.
Oops! That’s what I meant. Thanks!
What could be more gender affirming for a male than MALE pattern baldness?
If it’s ok for them to pick on suicidal trans kids, then it’s on for us to pick on their insecurities. He also had peck implants so huge it made his chest look like he had a freezer inserted under his skin.
fridge build (nsfw, ugly)
This, but without the muscles.
Rob Liefeld sucks. But, so do the guys who hired him and approved this art to be published.
I don’t think that’s due to implants. Pretty sure that’s just what British genes do to people over time. My hypothesis is that after 40 all British men become haunted by the ghost of Churchill. They go from busted twink to Churchill bod rapidly, becoming more racist as they gain torso mass.
meanwhile, this absolute unit was born with a pint in their hand
Dude looks like Gru
Gru at least had some endearing qualities.
Wasn’t that the result of hgh or something
Yep. Apparently, it’s called “bubble-gut,” and it happens when you take HGH but don’t work out.
Ive always thought less fridge and more cyberfuck with this photo
I will always laugh at this image. It’s just so well done. Whoever made this is a genius
Maybe the committee designing this monument will use this image, or at least be inspired by it.
He looks like some random bloke on the street in a BBC interview here
Is it true he has also got some botched penis thing going on? Like he was having it enlarged and they messed it up horribly? Probably from around then too
He looks like some depressed middle aged HR minion in that pic. In a fair world, that’s where he should have ended up as.
Uhhggg. This is a horrible picture because it somehow makes me think of Christopher Walken - one of my favorite actors. Sir Walken’s legacy should not be tainted like this! I must scrub this image from the interwebs!
Is this better?
This is before he got his robot legs.
The pictures weren’t loading so I’m scrolling through wondering who tf deserves such hatred…
And then this one loaded “aha! say no more” XD
He cosplayed Adam Ant? No wonder he’s so craven.
But yes, that’s much more in keeping with his trashy self - thank you.
It’s even better. If memory serves this particular picture is one he’s tried multiple times to scrub from the Internet.
Natalie Wood.
'bout a inbred looking shit, wasn’t 'e?
Nevermind surgery, that guy badly needed a good barber and someone picking a new wardrobe for him…
eh, it was the late 90s, back then that was the style.
I mean you could see Ross from Friends wear that exact outfit and not look odd.
fElonia just looks weird no matter what you do to him.
It’s not just the clothes and hair…that’s a lot – but this also seems to be before he even heard of a skincare routine.
I think this is where him and Thiel had their split. Thiel wanted to stay in the closet forever and was happy to remain an ugly unstyled man to keep the facade; and Musk wanted to be a pretty hypermasc.
