If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)
I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL
- CoderKat ( @CoderKat@lemm.ee ) English22•1 year ago
I bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.
- gavi ( @gavi@literature.cafe ) English22•1 year ago
I feel like she would engage in “holistic cannibalism” or something
- The Doctor ( @drwho@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year ago
Or she’d sideline as a holistic assassin or something.
- essell ( @essellburns@beehaw.org ) English5•1 year ago
New candle scent coming…
“This smells like my latest victim”
- ObiGynKenobi ( @ObiGynKenobi@beehaw.org ) English19•1 year ago
Nic Cage for sure. There’s a reason that when it was announced he’s being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn’t predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.
- SeverianWolf ( @SeverianWolf@beehaw.org ) English14•1 year ago
Kevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.
- Ambiorickx ( @Ambiorickx@kbin.social ) 13•1 year ago
Javier Bardem. He wasn’t acting in No Country For Old Men.
- feifei ( @feifei@lemm.ee ) English1•1 year ago
Or when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.
- The Doctor ( @drwho@beehaw.org ) English13•1 year ago
Jared Leto.
- millie ( @millie@beehaw.org ) English11•1 year ago
I would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.
- lemmy ( @lemmy@frmsn.space ) English10•1 year ago
Not an actor but… Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They’re hiding the bodies.
- thismessisaplace ( @thismessisaplace@beehaw.org ) English5•1 year ago
I got friends in crawl spaces…
- Idrunkenlysignedup ( @Idrunkenlysignedup@beehaw.org ) English1•1 year ago
Where I dig my holes for hiding places…
- bbbhltz ( @bbbhltz@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year ago
No way, but Chris Gaines…
- Eylrid ( @Eylrid@beehaw.org ) English2•1 year ago
Oh, I got friends in low places, where the cops won’t see what I did to their faces, all hid away, and I’ll be okay.
- aperson ( @aperson@beehaw.org ) English7•1 year ago
Shia LeBeouf
- Soleil (she/her ♀) ( @ethd@beehaw.org ) English6•1 year ago
Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
- aperson ( @aperson@beehaw.org ) English3•1 year ago
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?
- bucho ( @bucho@lemmy.one ) English7•1 year ago
Just wanted to add in the tidbit that Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but broke up with him after “Silence of the Lambs” because Hannibal Lecter creeped her out so much.
- Lemur ( @Lemur@kbin.social ) 7•1 year ago
Crispin Glover. No doubt.
- Vidi ( @Vidi@lemmy.myserv.one ) English6•1 year ago
Stanley Tucci has been murdering young women for decades as he travels the world. His impeccably put together fashion sense is a clue to his obsessive nature.
- bucho ( @bucho@lemmy.one ) English5•1 year ago
Would it be too obvious to say Armie Hammer?
- Xariphon ( @Xariphon@kbin.social ) 1•1 year ago
Came here for this.
- argv_minus_one ( @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year ago
Does the actor have to still be alive? Because if not, Ronald Reagan did more than his share of cutting lives short.
- magnetosphere ( @magnetosphere@kbin.social ) 4•1 year ago
Jake Gyllenhaal has that “mostly sane, but not entirely” look. Don’t agree? Watch Nightcrawler. There’s a reason he was cast in that role.
- gavi ( @gavi@literature.cafe ) English3•1 year ago
Tim Allen.
- bbbhltz ( @bbbhltz@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year ago
More power! Arrruh!