If you learned that an actor was a serial killer, who would surprise you the least? (Anthony Hopkins, Christopher Walken, Tom Cruise, and Jack Nicholson don’t count–everyone knows they’re stacking bodies somewhere)
I’m gonna say Chris Pratt. I don’t buy that harmless goofy schtick AT ALL
CoderKat ( @CoderKat@lemm.ee ) English22•1 year agoI bet Gwyneth Paltrow secretly uses the bones of her victims to create more rocks to put up your vagina.
gavi ( @gavi@literature.cafe ) English22•1 year agoI feel like she would engage in “holistic cannibalism” or something
The Doctor ( @drwho@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year agoOr she’d sideline as a holistic assassin or something.
essell ( @essellburns@beehaw.org ) English5•1 year agoNew candle scent coming…
“This smells like my latest victim”
ObiGynKenobi ( @ObiGynKenobi@beehaw.org ) English19•1 year agoNic Cage for sure. There’s a reason that when it was announced he’s being added to Dead By Daylight people couldn’t predict whether he was a killer or Survivor.
SeverianWolf ( @SeverianWolf@beehaw.org ) English14•1 year agoKevin Spacey. We all thought he was a great actor playing all those psychopaths, but turns out he was just playing himself.
Ambiorickx ( @Ambiorickx@kbin.social ) 13•1 year agoJavier Bardem. He wasn’t acting in No Country For Old Men.
feifei ( @feifei@lemm.ee ) English1•11 months agoOr when Kiefer Sutherland beat the criminal’s face into a pulp. The scene wasn’t even in the script. The director just said „keep it rolling“.
The Doctor ( @drwho@beehaw.org ) English13•1 year agoJared Leto.
millie ( @millie@beehaw.org ) English11•1 year agoI would pay money to hear Kristen Schaal deny the bodies in her basement. It would not be convincing.
lemmy ( @lemmy@frmsn.space ) English10•1 year agoNot an actor but… Garth Brooks. Those cold dead eyes, They’re hiding the bodies.
thismessisaplace ( @thismessisaplace@beehaw.org ) English5•1 year agoI got friends in crawl spaces…
Idrunkenlysignedup ( @Idrunkenlysignedup@beehaw.org ) English1•1 year agoWhere I dig my holes for hiding places…
bbbhltz ( @bbbhltz@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year agoNo way, but Chris Gaines…
Eylrid ( @Eylrid@beehaw.org ) English2•1 year agoOh, I got friends in low places, where the cops won’t see what I did to their faces, all hid away, and I’ll be okay.
aperson ( @aperson@beehaw.org ) English7•1 year agoShia LeBeouf
Soleil ( @ethd@beehaw.org ) English6•1 year agoRunning for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
He’s brandishing a knife (It’s Shia LaBeouf)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
aperson ( @aperson@beehaw.org ) English3•1 year agoActual cannibal Shia LaBeouf?
bucho ( @bucho@lemmy.one ) English7•1 year agoJust wanted to add in the tidbit that Martha Stewart once dated Anthony Hopkins, but broke up with him after “Silence of the Lambs” because Hannibal Lecter creeped her out so much.
Lemur ( @Lemur@kbin.social ) 7•1 year agoCrispin Glover. No doubt.
Vidi ( @Vidi@lemmy.myserv.one ) English6•1 year agoStanley Tucci has been murdering young women for decades as he travels the world. His impeccably put together fashion sense is a clue to his obsessive nature.
bucho ( @bucho@lemmy.one ) English5•1 year agoWould it be too obvious to say Armie Hammer?
Xariphon ( @Xariphon@kbin.social ) 1•1 year agoCame here for this.
- argv_minus_one ( @argv_minus_one@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year ago
Does the actor have to still be alive? Because if not, Ronald Reagan did more than his share of cutting lives short.
magnetosphere ( @magnetosphere@kbin.social ) 4•1 year agoJake Gyllenhaal has that “mostly sane, but not entirely” look. Don’t agree? Watch Nightcrawler. There’s a reason he was cast in that role.
gavi ( @gavi@literature.cafe ) English3•1 year agoTim Allen.
bbbhltz ( @bbbhltz@beehaw.org ) English4•1 year agoMore power! Arrruh!