with blackjack and hookers
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
This and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Shut up baby, I know it!
My wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn’t know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
My boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
To shreds, you say?
Ooh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
Honestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
To shreds, you say?
This is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
My favorite Futurama quote of all time!
She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
I’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
This is the way.
I have spoken
My go-to favourites are “Shut up baby, I know it” & “To shreds you say”.
My wife says “Shut up baby, I know it” regularly.
Oo oo
I’m having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
This is my go to as well.
You are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
I do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
If I don’t survive, tell my wife hello.
Everyone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is
“Oh my, yes”
And the variation
“Oh my, no”
I use them weekly