with blackjack and hookers
Adderbox76 ( @Adderbox76@lemmy.ca ) English65•1 year agoYou are technically correct. The best kind of correct.
TeaHands ( @TeaHands@lemmy.world ) English16•1 year agoThis and the whole “blackjack and hookers” thing, at least once a day lol
We give our dog an inner monologue. We decided he has a Bender personality and he uses the blackjack and hookers line a lot.
My husband and I use this one all the time
klangcola ( @klangcola@reddthat.com ) English41•1 year agoThe spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised
VizualWarrior ( @VizualWarrior@sh.itjust.works ) English39•1 year agoShut up baby, I know it!
ZeeKay ( @ZeeKay@discuss.tchncs.de ) English4•1 year agoMy wife was truely offended the first time I said this to her, which is very rare, because she didn’t know it was a reference. Now its good for a double laugh.
w3dd1e ( @w3dd1e@lemm.ee ) English2•1 year agoMy boyfriend loves that he can say that to me and I’m not offended. He says it to other people and they are confused
FancyManacles ( @FancyManacles@lemmy.world ) English38•1 year agoTo shreds, you say?
Slashzero ( @slashzero@hakbox.social ) English8•1 year agoOoh, that’s a good one. I use that a lot too.
FancyManacles ( @FancyManacles@lemmy.world ) English10•1 year agoHonestly it’s one of my all time favorite scenes from any show
punkideas ( @punkideas@lemmy.world ) English35•1 year agoTo shreds, you say?
AdamEatsAss ( @AdamEatsAss@lemmy.world ) English32•1 year agoThis is technically correct. The best kind of correct.
Loc_Nar ( @Loc_Nar@fedia.io ) 4•1 year agoMy favorite Futurama quote of all time!
tox_solid ( @tox_solid@lemmy.world ) English30•1 year agoShe’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro.
no_kill_i ( @no_kill_i@lemmy.ca ) English29•1 year ago“I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!”
I actually have it on a t-shirt. It keeps getting truer every day.
Slashzero ( @slashzero@hakbox.social ) English29•1 year agoI’m going to make my own Reddit, with blackjack and hookers!
CaptManiac ( @CaptManiac@lemmy.sdf.org ) English11•1 year agoThis is the way.
Slashzero ( @slashzero@hakbox.social ) English8•1 year agoI have spoken
irontide ( @irontide@lemmy.world ) English28•1 year agoMy go-to favourites are “Shut up baby, I know it” & “To shreds you say”.
LoudSalad ( @LoudSalad@lemmy.world ) English11•1 year agoMy wife says “Shut up baby, I know it” regularly.
Discoslugs ( @Discoslugs@lemmy.world ) English27•1 year agoOo oo
I’m having one of those things !!!
Like a headache with pictures!!!
MajorMajormajormajor ( @MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca ) English7•1 year agoThis is my go to as well.
Restaldt ( @Restaldt@lemmy.world ) English27•1 year agoYou are technically correct
Which is the best kind of correct
Inevitable Waffles [Ohio] ( @InevitableWaffles@midwest.social ) English27•1 year agoI do the Nixon Aroooo on command like a trained seal.
Glemek ( @Glemek@lemmy.world ) English26•1 year agoIf I don’t survive, tell my wife hello.
Notnotmike ( @Notnotmike@beehaw.org ) English23•1 year agoEveryone saying “Good news everyone” but the real Dr gem is
“Oh my, yes”
And the variation
“Oh my, no”
I use them weekly