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noxfriend ( noxfriend@beehaw.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 年前

newest tech stack just dropped

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noxfriend ( noxfriend@beehaw.org )  to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 3 年前
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  • Buttons ( Buttons@programming.dev ) 
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    Still easier than understanding JavaScript’s equality operator

    • Smorty ( Smorty@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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      You think you? I felt like Java Script was easy

      • Hexarei ( Hexarei@programming.dev ) 
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        Sure, it’s easy: https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

        • Mars ( Mars@beehaw.org ) 
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          It’s super funny, but if you don’t try to use things as what they are not, the type coercion can’t hurt you.

          But if you make a tradition of trying to add empty objects and numbers…

          The great sin of JavaScript is gracefully (silently) failing when coders do silly things.

        • Smorty ( Smorty@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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          Wow this was good. Thanks for sharing this gem.

  • JackbyDev ( JackbyDev@programming.dev ) 
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    😃 You mean webassembly right?

    😐 You mean webassembly right?

  • meli nasa ( ambystoma@feddit.de ) 
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    Can even do frontend now, by using WASM + the .wat format, WebGPU, and Naga so you can transform your SPIR-V code to WGSL! It’s the future!

    • Deebster ( Deebster@lemmyrs.org ) 
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      I was thinking that this meme must be pre-WASM

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        wow, you’re right, that just makes this meme even more visionary!

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  • starman ( starman@programming.dev ) 
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    Unless it’s WebAssembly

  • sexy_peach ( sexy_peach@feddit.de ) 
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    Maybe I’m stupid or arrogant but that doesn’t sound too difficult for a simple website?

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      well, I guess it depends it depends if you are allowed to link libraries, if not then good luck implementing TLS etc. from scratch :) The modern web really isn’t that simple anymore…

      Reminds me of this cool website where you can see all the complexity involved

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        damn, I might be wrong, apparently there’s Kernel TLS now

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          Wow!

          Now tell me you can run kernel on the client side, and we’re cooking!

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    Vladislav never gets the faces right.

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