We all know Twitter is being rebranded as X, so we presumably should no longer be calling Tweets “Tweets”, so what are they called now? The best answer gets 10 karma and a verified checkmark*
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Xcrete , xcretions, xcrement
Now everything is X.
The product: X. The account and profile: X. The posts and comments and reposts: X.
Have you seen X’s X? Yes I Xed it.
I smurfed Papa Smurf a Smurf while he smurfed for Smurfette
So that’s why I’ve been searching for “XXX”
Yes and No? Also X.
𝕏crements
Xits. The x is of course pronounced with the sh sound, just like the platform Xitter.
“tens”
Haha, I love it. How very Roman.
“Tweet” is now up for grabs. All similar platforms should call them tweets.
Xitting, pronounced “shitting”
X Æ 2
Messages from and to X are known as Drunken Mistakes
Elon said they’re X’s
And as stupid as that is, it’s even wrong. It would just be Xs. No apostrophe.
Tell that to Elon
I’m sure he knows a lot about exes
Twats
Police is not going to arrest you if you just keep calling them tweets
idc
Turts
Xeet pronounced “Sheeeet”
As in: Elon Musk’s changed the name of Twitter, Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.
