- Large Adult ( @boot@lemmy.loungerat.io ) 85•11 months ago
Kotlin or if I’m really in the mood, Python
- snowe ( @snowe@programming.dev ) 19•11 months ago
You had me at the first part and turned me off at the second.
- Large Adult ( @boot@lemmy.loungerat.io ) 10•11 months ago
I’d never write an entire application in python, but sometimes i have a few too many and think that dynamic typing might be fun
- snowe ( @snowe@programming.dev ) 7•11 months ago
Haha my opinion is just why would you choose Python when Ruby is an option, but I do understand a lot of people like Python. It’s just one of my most hated ecosystems (the language is ‘fine’).
- Large Adult ( @boot@lemmy.loungerat.io ) 5•11 months ago
Ruby? Wtf, what did namespaces ever do to you
- snowe ( @snowe@programming.dev ) 3•11 months ago
not sure what you mean by namespaces. but the python tooling is absolutely the worst tooling out of every major language out there. it’s quite pitiful. just read over this for how bad it’s actually gotten. https://github.com/mitsuhiko/rye/discussions/6
- neoney ( @neoney@lemmy.neoney.dev ) 7•11 months ago
I’d say Rust is better though
- thepiguy ( @thepiguy@lemmy.ml ) 50•11 months ago
My dumass thought op meant programming language, and I spent 2 minutes thinking of some sarcastic reply.
- CoderKat ( @CoderKat@lemm.ee ) English9•11 months ago
I know it’s wrong, but there’s something about the forbiddenness of JS that makes it sexy.
Oh, baby, you wanna do what with my strings?
Jokes aside, Scala or Haskell, hands down. Those are sexy languages that make gorgeous code.
- Gorvin ( @Gorvin@lemm.ee ) 7•9 months ago
Printf(hello);
Ladies go crazy with C.
- dunz ( @dunz@feddit.nu ) 13•11 months ago
This won’t work, and it’s called C++, and that’s C, not C++.
- PlexSheep ( @PlexSheep@feddit.de ) 2•11 months ago
C is C++
- zero_iq ( @zero_iq@lemm.ee ) 5•11 months ago
Well, actually, [no it isn’t].(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compatibility_of_C_and_C%2B%2B)
There are obviously lots of things in C++ that doesn’t work in C, but there’s also lots of stuff in C, especially from 1999 onwards, that isn’t valid C++.
- PlexSheep ( @PlexSheep@feddit.de ) 1•11 months ago
Good to know. Thanks
- toastal ( @toastal@lemmy.ml ) 37•11 months ago
Whatever language the opposite of French is
- NotSteve_ ( @NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ) 20•11 months ago
Québécois French?
- Gleddified ( @Gleddified@lemmy.ca ) 8•11 months ago
Fukn slaughtered an entire province lmao
Play a goose honking and then Chretien delivering a speech and let Americans try to guess which is which
- PerogiBoi ( @PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca ) 3•11 months ago
Ouai la
- toastal ( @toastal@lemmy.ml ) 2•11 months ago
Nah, Canadians are cool. Approved.
- NotSteve_ ( @NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ) 4•11 months ago
❤️
- maegul ( @maegul@lemmy.ml ) English32•11 months ago
Spanish / Portuguese … but can’t explain why. I think it’s mostly cultural vibe based.
Gotta say, for me, all the techy programming language replies in here are pretty lame. It’s fine that the fediverse leans techy at this stage, great even. But a thread like this was really looking for some linguistics and personal experiences with learning and understanding languages. If you can’t help but turn any topic into one about programming, that’s cool, but doesn’t mean you have to add some noise (seriously a ruby v Python conversation in a thread about seductive human languages?!) to every conversation that happens to use the word “language”.
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) 9•11 months ago
Personally Spanish and Portuguese are a world apart. Portugese is beautiful to hear, very melodic. Spanish feels ugly to me, I can’t stand the hissing ‘s’ and the thick ‘v’ pronounced as ‘b’.
- carlosfm ( @carlosfm@lemm.ee ) 6•11 months ago
As a portuguese, I understand and agree with this, although it’s my native language, we don’t notice or value our own language. I love to hear italian, it sounds like music
- Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) 3•11 months ago
Spanish speaker here, I also agree with the assessment- though my preference is the opposite
- Akasazh ( @Akasazh@feddit.nl ) 3•11 months ago
Fair enough, preference be preferences, I love the spanish people.
- maegul ( @maegul@lemmy.ml ) English2•11 months ago
I hear you. I like both.
- HotBeef ( @HotBeef@feddit.uk ) 25•11 months ago
English because I can understand it
- TheButtonJustSpins ( @TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub ) English8•11 months ago
Came here to say this. But like… English with a sexy accent.
- HotBeef ( @HotBeef@feddit.uk ) English4•11 months ago
For me that sexy accent is a Scottish one and I’m not talking Glaswegian council estate
- mlc894 ( @mlc894@lemm.ee ) 24•11 months ago
People have only had luck with me when they’ve spoken English. Otherwise it’s hard for me to understand their answers to such questions as “your place or mine?” or “dear god what are you gonna do with that spatula?!”.
- mifan ( @mifan@feddit.dk ) 6•11 months ago
My hovercraft is full of eels
- Venicon ( @Venicon@sopuli.xyz ) 4•11 months ago
Spatula? Ahh, a human of culture, I see.
- Mandy ( @Mandy@beehaw.org ) 23•11 months ago
For me, Japanese, someone like Atsuko Tanaka or aya hirano could whisper whatever they want to My lesbian ass
- optissima ( @optissima@lemmy.ml ) 8•11 months ago
Would your ass whisper back
- Mandy ( @Mandy@beehaw.org ) 3•11 months ago
To atsuko? Hell yeah Aya? Probably needs a bit convincing
- Bumblefumble ( @Bumblefumble@beehaw.org ) 15•11 months ago
Norwegian, it’s like Danish but with an attractive accent.
- Chef_Boyargee ( @Chef_Boyargee@lemmy.ml ) 13•11 months ago
French is the the go-to. Closely followed by Italian. They’re classics for a reason.
- eezeebee ( @eezeebee@lemmy.ca ) English5•11 months ago
Romantic, even
- Ada ( @ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English12•11 months ago
Spanish, because I know enough to understand most of it, but it still feels new and mysterious
- ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶ ( @luthis@lemmy.nz ) 12•11 months ago
French, because of the lower tone of voice
- ArcticAmphibian ( @ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org ) English11•11 months ago
German. It naturally sounds so aggressive that if someone speaks German to you and it doesn’t sound rude, they must be trying really hard.
- Papercrane ( @Papercrane@feddit.de ) 12•11 months ago
Hallo, möchtest du meine Steuererklärung sehen? ;)
- Khorgor666 ( @Khorgor666@feddit.de ) 8•11 months ago
Lass uns unsere Steuerklassen zusammenlegen
- Papercrane ( @Papercrane@feddit.de ) 5•11 months ago
Zeig mir bitte vorher deine Schufa Auskunft
- ArcticAmphibian ( @ArcticAmphibian@lemmus.org ) English1•11 months ago
Du musst deine Steuern bis Ende Juli einreichen. 😏
- makingStuffForFun ( @makingStuffForFun@lemmy.ml ) 3•11 months ago
Omg stop it. I’m getting hot and sweaty. 😄
- MammyWhammy ( @MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml ) 9•11 months ago
Softly spoken German in an intimate setting can really do it for me.
Loudly spoken German can also do it for me for entirely different reasons.
- SharkEatingBreakfast ( @SharkEatingBreakfast@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 5•11 months ago
Yeah, I didn’t think German was anything special until a few years ago when I attended a German language group just for fun, on a whim. There was a native speaker there that I spoke to, and unexpectedly I just… I don’t even know.
Anyhow, we ended up dating for a while.
Still have a weakness for the German language.
- MammyWhammy ( @MammyWhammy@lemmy.ml ) 2•11 months ago
I never would’ve expected it until it happened, just barely above a whisper, loud enough for me to hear and not anyone else…
- Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) 5•11 months ago
Huh. That’s interesting. I’m native Spanish speaker and I find German (actually, most Germanic languages including English) a bit toned down, lacking most harsh sounds I associate with aggressive tone.
- feebl ( @feebl@feddit.nl ) 11•11 months ago
Dutch
Just kidding.
- KevinDeRodeTovenaar ( @KevinDeRodeTovenaar@feddit.nl ) 4•11 months ago
He even rustig aan
- Frank J. Zamboni ( @zdrvr@lemm.ee ) 11•11 months ago
Klingon. It’s so aggressive…tlhIngan Hol Dajatlh’a’
- grue ( @grue@lemmy.ml ) 1•11 months ago
- Suppoze ( @Suppoze@beehaw.org ) 10•11 months ago
Finnish! Especially since Iistened to Jukio Kallio’s Kuvankaunis album. Listened to it many times.
Maybe it’s so alluring to me because it sounds close to hungarian, but at the same time more rythmic and melodic to me.
- zemon ( @zemon@lemmy.ml ) 2•11 months ago
Turkish. The same goes for it, try listening something. I really enjoy Almora.
Edit: te is magyar vagy?
- Suppoze ( @Suppoze@beehaw.org ) 2•11 months ago
I’ve had the luck to meet some good Turkish people for a couple of days a few years back, I remember they showed me all kinds of music. I agree, it’s also a beautiful language.
BTW, én is magyar vagyok, igen :) Ugyan itt bojler eladó!