“The official Pokémon Center shop has launched its latest plush toy - and it’s for Wiglett, the long, pink-tipped worm-like creature that stands erect at 10-and-a-quarter inches.”
UngodlyAudrey🏳️⚧️ ( @UngodlyAudrey@beehaw.org ) 61•11 months agoThat image sure was a choice.
algorithmae ( @algorithmae@lemmy.one ) 41•11 months ago“10 1/4 Inches” - they knew what they were doing
Storksforlegs ( @storksforlegs@beehaw.org ) 21•11 months agoYes they also describe its girth
Gott ( @Gott@lemmy.ml ) 33•11 months agoMy fiancé and I ordered one just to leave out in our living room for when people come over.
thepixelfox ( @thepixelfox@kbin.social ) 7•11 months agoGod damn, I might do this too. That’s hilarious.
Also more hilarious if anyone ever visits. The joys of being a recluse. Guess I can give my mother a heart attack on her next visit. Lmfao.
drspod ( @drspod@lemmy.ml ) 32•11 months agoWhat a shit website. Instant popup requiring you to consent to ads or buy a subscription, and the consent options don’t allow removal of consent for ads and tracking. This is a GDPR violation.
jabib (he/him) ( @jabib@beehaw.org ) 11•11 months agoThat plush could violate more than just the GDPR if u know what I men 😉
MagicShel ( @MagicShel@programming.dev ) 5•11 months agoI know what you men. I know exactly what you men.
Moonrise2473 ( @Moonrise2473@feddit.it ) 2•11 months agoincognito + cookies if you’re that concerned about?
loops ( @loops@beehaw.org ) 2•11 months agoFirefox + NoScript + U-block Origin and you’ll never experience anything like that again but you will break some sites; however, those sites deserve to be broken.
Chloyster [she/her] ( @chloyster@beehaw.org ) 29•11 months agoLmao, thank you for the nsfw tag 🙏
Gil (he/they) ( @kalanggam@beehaw.org ) 23•11 months agoRespectfully, how on earth did this design get cleared? 😭
Hubi ( @Hubi@feddit.de ) 21•11 months agoI knew this was going to be good as soon as I saw the NSFW label.
glibg10b ( @glibg10b@lemmy.ml ) 16•11 months agoThe official Pokémon Center shop has launched its latest plush toy - and it’s for Wiglett, the long, pink-tipped worm-like creature that stands erect at 10-and-a-quarter inches.
Wiglett debuted in last year’s Pokémon Scarlet and Violet, and quickly became something of a f avourite.
Wigglet’s design features a bulbous base, long pale shaft and then redder tip - that’s its nose.
If you’d like one for your room, its measurements are 26cm in height and 12cm in girth
Thanks, Tom.
IONLYpost ( @IONLYpost@kbin.social ) 5•11 months agoIf you’d like one for your room
Thanks Tom.
lockhart ( @lockhart@lemmy.ml ) 14•11 months agothatsapenis.gif
Carlos Solís ( @csolisr@communities.azkware.net ) 13•11 months agoThe marketing states that the plush is “ready to stand tall” and has a bendable body… at least the fabric is waterproof right?
jarfil ( @jarfil@beehaw.org ) 11•11 months agoYou can waterproof anything with a thin latex film…
luciole ( @luciole@beehaw.org ) 10•11 months agooh no
Maxe ( @cradac@feddit.de ) 8•11 months agoIt’s a plushy guys! No need to worry.
IONLYpost ( @IONLYpost@kbin.social ) 5•11 months agoWhy would anyone choose to purchase this, despite hundreds, if not thousands, of other pokemon plushes, including Diglett?
loops ( @loops@beehaw.org ) 7•11 months ago
Annoyed_🦀 🏅 ( @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ) 5•11 months agoStill cute tho
loops ( @loops@beehaw.org ) 4•11 months ago RichByy ( @RichByy@beehaw.org ) 2•11 months ago