Especially_the_lies ( @Especially_the_lies@startrek.website ) English36•11 months agoPretty sure that’s wood.
andyburke ( @andyburke@kbin.social ) 27•11 months agoThe pieces of wood shaped like slices of bread are disturbing.
Especially_the_lies ( @Especially_the_lies@startrek.website ) English11•11 months agoBut if you zoom in, they aren’t. It’s shadowss.
Lol. That would make more sense!
m-p{3} ( @mp3@lemmy.ca ) 4•11 months agoCutting boards to be more specific.
Alien Nathan Edward ( @reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ) 29•11 months agoWhats with the little gimp nook behind the fridge? The spiders in there are probably so big they have names.
Default_Defect ( @Default_Defect@midwest.social ) English10•11 months agoI was trying to think of the words to describe that area and you came up with something much better than I could have.
- mihor ( @mihor@lemmy.ml ) 4•11 months ago
Friend had cellar spiders in his bathtub in college. Of course they all had appropriate (i.e. stupid) names.
Alien Nathan Edward ( @reverendsteveii@lemm.ee ) 7•11 months agoWhen I was a kid my parents had a shower in the basement. It’s normal for my area, a lot of outdoor manual laborers back in the day so having a shower in the basement meant you could come home after work and not drag the stink and filth of work into the house. I didn’t do outdoor manual labor but I worked in restaurants, which brings with it its own stink and filth, and I also often got home at like 3am, so I used the basement shower om an effort to keep the house clean and not wake everyone else up. This meant that I had to establish something I called the Basement Spider Detente. We had tons of spiders down there, and I try to be respectful of everyone’s right to be alive absent any unwarranted aggression. The deal we reached was as follows: the entire basement and garage belonged to the spiders. They were free to roam, hunt, and generally spide however they saw fit. The shower was off-limits, though, and the penalty for coming within jumping distance of my naked bits was summary execution. I like to think that somewhere near Pittsburgh is a genetic line of cellar spiders that differ from the rest of their species in being extremely hydrophobic. I hope their line succeeds and confounds biologists in the centuries after I go to wherever it is we all must one day go.
rem26_art ( @rem26_art@kbin.social ) 15•11 months agoThis feels like 3D objects that loaded inside of another object in a video game or something
FaeDrifter ( @FaeDrifter@midwest.social ) English3•11 months agoYou’ve no-clipped into the backrooms.
Satiric_Weasel ( @Satiric_Weasel@beehaw.org ) 14•11 months agoIt’s for the wall-goblin. The goblin that lives in the walls.
The goblin’s going to eat something. It’s in everyone’s best interest that something be bread.
AlexisFR ( @AlexisFR@jlai.lu ) 8•11 months agoHow does this happen? Why would anyone build this kitchen this way?
Auk ( @Auk@kbin.social ) 9•11 months agoYou start with a house old enough to have the kitchen designed around a wood stove (which goes in that alcove). Someone eventually rips it out and tries to modernise the kitchen, leaving a weird space and a kitchen layout which is a bit off. The original walls and room layout are often messed with as well, which doesn’t help.
MechKit ( @MechKit@beehaw.org ) 7•11 months agoIt’s an offering for whatever lives in that hole.
Kittybeer ( @Kittybeer@lemm.ee ) 6•11 months agoI think those are terribly placed clipboards with sheets of paper on them.
itsyourmom ( @itsyourmom@artemis.camp ) 6•11 months agoGotta say… the comments about it being in the basement have gotta be correct. No windows… weird layout like too many appliances crammed into any available spots… the creepy wall hole for… idek. And the beams that 100% Stubs your toe with every midnight snack mission…
And those magnets yo…
TheCee ( @TheCee@programming.dev ) 4•11 months agoLooks like a couple of used, dusty sponges, weird sponge clothes to me. I’m more worried about: Everything else.
liquidparasyte ( @liquidparasyte@pawb.social ) English3•11 months agoNone of this feels right, at all
Something sinister lives here
Saturdaycat ( @Saturdaycat@kbin.social ) 3•11 months agoLooks a bit like an old apartment of mine
That you lived in voluntarily? Was it… nice?
Saturdaycat ( @Saturdaycat@kbin.social ) 3•11 months agoNo. It was terrible, it had roaches, mice, ants, all sorts of things. The meat chest in our landlords basement failed and they didn’t know - they had a lot of meat rotting in there and it smelled like corpses as well as corpse flies all over.
So thankfully because we lived there we saved enough money for a substantial down payment for a nice home we’ve been living in phew!
Scrof ( @Scrof@sopuli.xyz ) 3•11 months agoThe floor genuinely annerves me. And then there are the pillars…
Theroddd he/him/his ( @Theroddd@beehaw.org ) 1•11 months agoBread?
On the ledge on the big hole. Near the fridge.