It’s the 10 years anniversary of her poop 🥳🎉
- Yardy Sardley ( @yardy_sardley@lemmy.ca ) English45•1 year ago
Ohhh maybe the guy trying not to poop for 3 days is just paying homage to her
- gkd ( @gkd@lemmy.ml ) English10•1 year ago
Yep now it all makes sense.
- Sens ( @Senseibu@feddit.uk ) English34•1 year ago
Hope she had a poop knife
- Doctor8 ( @Doctor8@infosec.pub ) English20•1 year ago
You can take a man out of reddit, but you can’t take the reddit out of a man.
- nzodd ( @nzodd@beehaw.org ) English8•1 year ago
Using the poop knife for an off label use is actually a fairly efficient way of removing reddit and any number of website-related knowledge from your average unsuspecting man or woman.
- Sens ( @Senseibu@feddit.uk ) English6•1 year ago
Damn straight
- v13 ( @v13@kbin.social ) 6•1 year ago
I’m glad to see the poop knife reference here!
- pizza_rolls ( @pizza_rolls@kbin.social ) 8•1 year ago
I have this anti nausea medication I take sometimes that gives me major constipation (zofran) and even like 4-5 days fucking sucks. Can’t imagine 45, I would die
- Biscuit ( @Biscuit@kbin.social ) 7•1 year ago
Yeah, I’ve solved the no-poop riddle too: scoop 4 or 5 heaping spoonfuls of cream of wheat into your mouth and swallow with water.
I couldn’t eat/poop for over a week. I just drank juice/milk for sustenance, and gently massaged my guts every day until things started slowly working again. I thought I was going to die/have surgery. Weirdest thing was that I never got hungry. Technically, getting full quickly was my goal, so massive success!
- 𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒊𝒆𝒍 ( @maniel@lemmy.ml ) English4•1 year ago
Looks like we need no poop community
- frankyboi ( @frankyboi@lemmy.ca ) English3•1 year ago
just google fecal impaction. new fear unlocked