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Either I have brain rot or have become really jaded to the republican anti-trans agenda (probably both). I fell for the title for about a second.
Onion had been on fire recently.
It is so perplexingly credible
I knew it was satire right away, but I wouldn’t put it past any of these republican idiots.
I love The Onion.
This would be a strong entry for a “Onion or not?” drinking game
just a little package check on the way in, nothing to worry about
Just one grope, as a treat.
grope the grapes… that’s what they say in Italy… i made that up…
Am I reading the title right?
Edit: got woooshed but I wouldn’t be surprised if it were true. 😅🤣
@seahorse That is fucking hilarious. Hope the boy’s turtle doesn’t go back into its shell
I WAS IN THE POOL!!!