- Ada ( @ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English72•1 year ago
Nothing? She already has access to it all anyway…
- 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( @Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 54•1 year ago
Dunno, but I have a girlfriend now.
- treadful ( @treadful@lemmy.zip ) English25•1 year ago
Congrats, bro.
- 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( @Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 22•1 year ago
Thanks, bro! But she has all my files now.
- Square Singer ( @squaresinger@feddit.de ) 3•1 year ago
All your file are belong to us!
- TheLemming ( @u202307011927@feddit.de ) 1•1 year ago
Aka you don’t have any files
- 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬 ( @Dirk@lemmy.ml ) 1•1 year ago
And no girlfriend because she left after getting my files.
- empireOfLove ( @empireOfLove@lemmy.one ) English51•1 year ago
It’ll take her so long to scroll through all the movies and TV episodes that she’ll never get far enough down the file tree to find the niche porn.
- Briongloid ( @briongloid@aussie.zone ) 18•1 year ago
How niche are we talking
- empireOfLove ( @empireOfLove@lemmy.one ) English29•1 year ago
NOT illegal, and not crazy shocking weird. But niche enough that when I find content I like, I do try to download it because finding it again on the typical streaming sources can sometimes be a crapshoot.
What if she uses a file search?
- Samus Crankpork ( @Crankpork@beehaw.org ) 1•1 year ago
Nobody names their niche porn folder “niche porn”.
- fakeman_pretendname ( @fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk ) 30•1 year ago
She would be disappointed in how untidy my files are.
"Why is the final version of this project called “test1_b_new_reworked_draft_2_prefinal_dif_font_b_temp_FINAL.png”?
She would then forgive me because her filing is worse than mine.
Use git.
Please.
I’m begging you.
- Echo Dot ( @echodot@feddit.uk ) 9•1 year ago
For image files? I know you can save image files and git but I just don’t know what it does with them.
- the_codeboy ( @the_codeboy@feddit.de ) 7•1 year ago
There is always git LFS
- gamer ( @gamer@lemm.ee ) 7•1 year ago
Don’t use git for images (or most other binary data)
- Nalivai ( @Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de ) 4•1 year ago
It’s still way better than _final_fixed(2) version control.
What do you propose to use as a version control for images?- gamer ( @gamer@lemm.ee ) 5•1 year ago
Idk, but not anything that uses delta compression like git does.
Game developers use Perforce and Plastic scm which is (supposedly) optimized for images and other binary assets. I’ve never used them, but I’m sure a less-overkill and open source alternative exists somewhere.
- Nalivai ( @Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de ) 4•1 year ago
That’s the thing, everything that I could find is a huge project made for storing huge projects, costs a lot of money and requires effort to install and even use. Yeah, naked git basically stores new version of an image for every commit, but nothing beats the fact that you need like two commands to use it and it just works, and storage is very cheap this days. And if you add LFS, it even does some kind of storage compression.
- LogarithmicCamel ( @LogarithmicCamel@feddit.uk ) 5•1 year ago
It just keeps a copy.
Git is version control
- michaelfone ( @michaelfone@lemm.ee ) English5•1 year ago
I’d imagine you’d be hard pressed to find a non-programmer who knows what that is.
- bionicjoey ( @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca ) 4•1 year ago
Git is used in other contexts besides programming
- Square Singer ( @squaresinger@feddit.de ) 6•1 year ago
Not in many. And usually it happens whenever a programmer does non-programming stuff.
- Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) 4•1 year ago
I’m not a programmer and I agree. Only after getting into 3d art I started hearing about it and I don’t think I’ve ever used it, let alone understand it, it’s the sort of thing the technical artists know about. Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.
As a visual artist I can confirm the “image_final_final2_b_final” trope is as real as it gets
Nobody ever suggested me to use it for my images or 3d models.
*nobody until now
Use git
- 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏 ( @lemann@lemmy.one ) 2•1 year ago
Much less even knows how or why to use it lol
- deadbeef79000 ( @deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ) 2•1 year ago
Found the Flash developer.
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English26•1 year ago
I’d then be asking myself when and why I got a girlfriend.
- Thavron ( @Thavron@lemmy.ca ) English6•1 year ago
No how?
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English2•1 year ago
Probably not, I learned early on the “how” depends on the person. So asking how one gets into a relationship is like asking how one wins at cards. The cards decide. Your chances also severely change based on the environment you’re in.
Today so she can break your heart, obviously
- Call me Lenny/Leni ( @shinigamiookamiryuu@lemm.ee ) English2•1 year ago
That moment when I’m gay and didn’t even know it.
- Square Singer ( @squaresinger@feddit.de ) 26•1 year ago
Apparently, OP is the only one who’s got something to hide from his girlfriend.
I don’t have one
Checkmate (or stalemate or checkmate against myself, not sure)
- Square Singer ( @squaresinger@feddit.de ) 4•1 year ago
That explains the question in the OP ;)
Trust is the basis of any relationship. No trust, no relationship. At least not for long.
- miss_brainfart ( @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml ) 25•1 year ago
If she’s my girlfriend, she’s not going to judge, and instead lend me some of her clothes, help me with makeup, and discover that she’s not 100% straight after all
- Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) 21•1 year ago
She’ll get bored as going through those files. Meanwhile I’ll be trying to figure out if her sudden presence in my life means I’m now bi or homosexual
- miss_brainfart ( @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml ) 11•1 year ago
Eh, don’t sweat it. If you like someone, you like someone, there’s nothing more to it.
- Mothra ( @Mothra@mander.xyz ) 6•1 year ago
Agreed but that hypothetical instance of myself has no idea how she got a girlfriend in the first place. Know thyself
- miss_brainfart ( @miss_brainfart@lemmy.ml ) 6•1 year ago
You know what, yeah. Maybe you should start asking questions if a girlfriend just appears out of thin air
- pH3ra ( @pH3ra@lemmy.ml ) 19•1 year ago
“Wow, so many unfinished projects”
- Wahots ( @Wahots@pawb.social ) 19•1 year ago
My bf wouldn’t care, lol. It’s mostly boring. And the spicy stuff is already stuff he’s seen.
- Krachsterben ( @Krachsterben@feddit.de ) 25•1 year ago
Same.
Btw it’s so lame that OP assumes it’s only guys here. There’s dozens of us!!!
I actually made a conscious decision to annoy you
- Wahots ( @Wahots@pawb.social ) 1•1 year ago
Oh, I’m a guy, I’m just bi. But I also am glad it’s more diverse than just guys too! :D
- Square Singer ( @squaresinger@feddit.de ) 1•1 year ago
If you go to the sub-category of women with girlfriends (just to fulfill the specifics of the OP), that group gets smaller.
- Dr Cog ( @Dr_Cog@mander.xyz ) 19•1 year ago
Wife already has access to my computer and all my files.
Do people not stream their porn nowadays?
There’s other secret stuff asides from porn you know? Not that I have any. Heard it from a friend.
- TheButtonJustSpins ( @TheButtonJustSpins@infosec.pub ) English17•1 year ago
My wife gets mad that I have a girlfriend.
I become very confused at finding out that I have a girlfriend.
- metallic_z3r0 ( @metallic_z3r0@infosec.pub ) 7•1 year ago
My wife is my ex-girlfriend, but we’re still dating. She gets mildly amused when I point this out, but she might just be humoring me.
- Big P ( @peter@feddit.uk ) English16•1 year ago
My files are already unencrypted and she has the password to my pc. We’re both adults so she obviously knows that I watch porn so they wouldn’t surprise her. Everything else is just boring stuff.
- Echo Dot ( @echodot@feddit.uk ) 8•1 year ago
Who saves porn?
- TheObserver ( @TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 1•1 year ago
Datahoarders like me
- Garbage Data ( @Anomalocarididae@pawb.social ) English16•1 year ago
I rejoice at having a girlfriend
- u/lukmly013 💾 (lemmy.sdf.org) ( @user224@lemmy.sdf.org ) English15•1 year ago
What happens? Well, I just got a girlfriend!
About the files, I don’t even remember what’s in there.
So much random stuff.
90 random PDFs some of which is books I planned and still plan to read, but firstly I need to somehow gain some understanding in mathematics
Files recovered from 128MB MicroSD card I found on sidewalk some years back
Files recovered from my tablet I had when I was 8
Files recovered from mom’s old phone
Copies of DVDs I own as .iso files
1,118 songs I’ve been collecting since I was 8
54 “Educational videos” - Electronics plus GSM cracking series
Leaked source code of FarCry because why not
212 pictures of Hatsune Miku
Never Gonna Give You Up video
1,739 Screenshots
22 Firefox buttons and banners
140 satellite images received with my SDR
1,553 Photos (Camera)
3 websites downloaded with wgetAnd 10s of thousands of insignificant files I don’t even remember. But that’s just my phone’s SD Card. I don’t delete stuff, at most I move it to directory named
ZZZ_Garbage
.