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Ideas for programming rizz?

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Ideas for programming rizz?

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tromars ( tromars@feddit.de )  to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 3 years ago
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  • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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    “Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”

    • (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ( peyotecosmico@programming.dev ) 
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      smooth 👍

    • TerryTPlatypus ( TerryTPlatypus@beehaw.org ) 
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      “Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”

      Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you

      • agent_flounder ( agent_flounder@lemmy.one ) 
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        Damn son save some for the rest of us.

    • Supertramper ( Supertramper@feddit.de ) 
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      You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.

  • naevaTheRat ( naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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    I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.

    • float ( float@feddit.de ) 
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      That sounds more like breaking up.

      • QuazarOmega ( QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ) 
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        The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately

      • Llewellyn ( Llewellyn@lemm.ee ) 
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        DuH

  • Jtskywalker ( Jtskywalker@lemm.ee ) 
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    I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.

    So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.

    • wviana ( wviana@lemmy.eco.br ) 
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      How many reasons did you code into it?

      • Jtskywalker ( Jtskywalker@lemm.ee ) 
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        I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so

        • sic_1 ( sic_1@feddit.de ) 
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          Aw man that’s so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.

        • SnowBunting ( SnowBunting@lemmy.ml ) 
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          Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?

          • QuazarOmega ( QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ) 
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            Me when
            When I fail my DSA course

          • NewAgeOldPerson ( NewAgeOldPerson@reddthat.com ) 
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            Ask an artist that

          • Jtskywalker ( Jtskywalker@lemm.ee ) 
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            Yeah, just manually

        • etler ( etler@programming.dev ) 
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          deleted by creator

  • halvar ( halvar@lemm.ee ) 
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    Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.

    • supert ( supert@lemmy.sdfeu.org ) 
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      I also thought of Debian.

    • Qyuzu ( Qyuzu@lemdro.id ) 
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      Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.

  • efrique ( efrique@lemm.ee ) 
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    git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad

    • SpaceCowboy ( SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ) Banned from community
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      Pull request rejected.

      • I Cast Fist ( ICastFist@programming.dev ) 
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        Man, I’ve never seen such a rapid succession of git pull and git push

  • stephfinitely ( stephfinitely@artemis.camp ) 
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    This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I’m a odd girl.

    • nickwitha_k (he/him) ( nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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      var LogicGate = map[string]string{
          "OR": "OR",
          "AND":  "AND",
          "NOT": "NOT",
          "NOR": "NOR",
          "NAND": "NOR",
          "XOR": "XOR",
      }
      
      func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) {
          _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)]
          if ok {
              return true
          } else {
              return false
          }
      }
      
      func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) {
          inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ")
          var phrase1 strings.Builder
          var phrase2 stringa.Builder
          var gateString string
          for word := range inSplit {
              if isLogicGate(word) {
                  if len(gateString) < 1{
                      gateString = word
                  } else {
                      phrase2.WriteString(word)
                  }
              } else {
                  if len(gateString) < 1{
                      phrase1.WriteString(word)
                  } else {
                      phrase2.WriteString(word)
                  }
              }
          }
          boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String())
          boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String())
          switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) {
              case "OR":
                  return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil
              case "AND":
                  return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil
              case "NOT":
                  return (!boolPhrase2), nil
              case "NOR":
                  return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil
              case "NAND":
                  return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)
              case "XOR":
                  orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)
                  nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2))
                  return (orRes && nandRes), nil
              default:
                  return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString)
          }
      }
      
      func main(){
          answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.")
          if err != nil {
              fmt.Println(err)
          }
          fmt.Println(answer)
      }
      
      • deegeese ( deegeese@sopuli.xyz ) 
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        Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.

        • nickwitha_k (he/him) ( nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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          Fair.

      • QuazarOmega ( QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ) 
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        You make want to cry, when are we marrying?

        I want a divorce

        • nickwitha_k (he/him) ( nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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          Sorry, merge conflict :(

      • wallmenis ( wallmenis@lemmy.one ) 
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        isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?

        • nickwitha_k (he/him) ( nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 
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          Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.

          • AVincentInSpace ( AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) Banned from community
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            Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and pkg install vim (or nvim if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.

    • AnarchistArtificer ( AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ) 
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      From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true

  • cyberic ( cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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    Image Transcription: Twitter Post

    bass boosted ACAB @lil_morgy

    hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like “i thought of you when i wrote this song”. what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck

    [* I am a human volunteer and you could be too ❤️*]

    • TheGreenGolem ( TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee ) 
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      Good human!

    • AnarchistArtificer ( AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ) 
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      Do you know if there’s a place where image transcribers on Lemmy are congregating, or are you just doing this independently?

      • cyberic ( cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de ) 
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        We started a Community https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/transcribersoflemmy. But we’re small and helping out as we can.

    • tromars ( tromars@feddit.de ) OP
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      I knew I forgot something when posting, thank you! Good human

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    Sure, but at least they won’t be afraid of commitment.

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    deleted by creator

    • snowe ( snowe@programming.dev ) 
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      Turns out Lisa has a crippling bug that bricks your computer.

  • zeekaran ( zeekaran@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.

    Also we got a sexy time button.

    Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider… Unnatural.

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      I don’t have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It’s so nice.

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        Could set up pressure sensors for the bed, or only turn on sleep tracking when you’re both ready to sleep.

  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 
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    MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf “Monty” Widenius’ kids

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      His first kid was called „My“?

      • Stefen Auris ( stefenauris@pawb.social ) 
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        That or SQL

        • TrippaSnippa ( TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone ) 
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          Little Bobby Tables

      • Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 
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        Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.

        • WhiteHotaru ( WhiteHotaru@feddit.de ) 
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          My

          1. The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family’s milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
          2. My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
          3. Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)

          See: https://www.nordicnames.de/namefinder/

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        Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he’d both benefit from and be crushed by expectations

    • ValiantDust ( ValiantDust@feddit.de ) 
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      Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.

  • neuracnu ( neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 
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    “The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”

    • Rikudou_Sage ( rikudou@lemmings.world ) Banned
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      The original have been quite great even without adding the bit about off-by-one errors.

  • Gnubyte ( Gnubyte@lemdit.com ) 
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    No. They’ll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.

    • Getawombatupya ( Getawombatupya@aussie.zone ) 
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      Little baby Thinkpad really deserves it.

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      Alienware?

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      • upturned8393 ( upturned8393@lemmy.ml ) 
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        The truth is out there

    • space ( space@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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      Like the Apple Lisa?

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    The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not

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      after his children My

      I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.

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        It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.

    • thank_me_its_friday ( thank_me_its_friday@feddit.de ) 
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      Then what’s about MongoDB?

    • cheery_coffee ( cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Here I was thinking the creators of MySQL learned from online tutorials and thought classes needed to start with “My” if they weren’t in the standard library.

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    DEADB33F

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      CAFEBABE

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      You should get a different nickname for your partner.

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    • 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏 ( lemann@lemmy.one ) 
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      Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪

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        face:b00c::1

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