- I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) English148•1 year ago
“Girl, I named no variables after you, because you’re my only Constant”
- (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ ( @peyotecosmico@programming.dev ) English22•1 year ago
smooth 👍
- TerryTPlatypus ( @TerryTPlatypus@beehaw.org ) 16•1 year ago
“Girl, you are my Two’s Complement, you’re always my plus one on any occaision”
Cuz if you invert the bits of of a binary number and add one you get its negative number, so your girlfried is an equal part of you
- agent_flounder ( @agent_flounder@lemmy.one ) English11•1 year ago
Damn son save some for the rest of us.
- Supertramper ( @Supertramper@feddit.de ) 16•1 year ago
You’ll need an exception handler for all those dropping panties.
- naevaTheRat ( @naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 77•1 year ago
I was thinking about you when I cleaned up this codebase and removed a lot of redundant functions.
- float ( @float@feddit.de ) 29•1 year ago
That sounds more like breaking up.
- QuazarOmega ( @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ) 13•1 year ago
The employee that left the mess was already long gone unfortunately
- Llewellyn ( @Llewellyn@lemm.ee ) 4•1 year ago
DuH
- Jtskywalker ( @Jtskywalker@lemm.ee ) 56•1 year ago
I made a website for my wife with a list of a ton of reasons why I love her and each time she taps the screen it shows a new one.
So… that is a thing you can do for the cost of a domain name and some cheap hosting.
- wviana ( @wviana@lemmy.eco.br ) 14•1 year ago
How many reasons did you code into it?
- Jtskywalker ( @Jtskywalker@lemm.ee ) 30•1 year ago
I don’t know, I’d have to check the database. I add to it every once in a while so it keeps growing. I think I started with around 20 or so
- sic_1 ( @sic_1@feddit.de ) 11•1 year ago
Aw man that’s so cute! Great idea, hope she appreciates it.
- SnowBunting ( @SnowBunting@lemmy.ml ) 7•1 year ago
Do you check the list to make sure there aren’t any repeats?
- QuazarOmega ( @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ) 4•1 year ago
Me when
When I fail my DSA course - NewAgeOldPerson ( @NewAgeOldPerson@reddthat.com ) 3•1 year ago
Ask an artist that
- Jtskywalker ( @Jtskywalker@lemm.ee ) 1•1 year ago
Yeah, just manually
- halvar ( @halvar@lemm.ee ) 54•1 year ago
Name a linux distro after her and yourself. Always works.
- supert ( @supert@lemmy.sdfeu.org ) 15•1 year ago
I also thought of Debian.
- Qyuzu ( @Qyuzu@lemdro.id ) 5•1 year ago
Or a Linux Mint a version if he is a main contributor.
- efrique ( @efrique@lemm.ee ) 54•1 year ago
git branch testing.stephanie.slept.with.my.friend.brad
- SpaceCowboy ( @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ) 22•1 year ago
Pull request rejected.
- I Cast Fist ( @ICastFist@programming.dev ) 7•1 year ago
Man, I’ve never seen such a rapid succession of git pull and git push
- stephfinitely ( @stephfinitely@artemis.camp ) 52•1 year ago
This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I’m a odd girl.
- nickwitha_k (he/him) ( @nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 8•1 year ago
var LogicGate = map[string]string{ "OR": "OR", "AND": "AND", "NOT": "NOT", "NOR": "NOR", "NAND": "NOR", "XOR": "XOR", } func isLogicGate(inString string) (bool) { _, ok := LogicGate[strings.ToUpper(inString)] if ok { return true } else { return false } } func stringAsGateLogic(inString string) (bool, error) { inSplit := strings.Split(inString, " ") var phrase1 strings.Builder var phrase2 stringa.Builder var gateString string for word := range inSplit { if isLogicGate(word) { if len(gateString) < 1{ gateString = word } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } else { if len(gateString) < 1{ phrase1.WriteString(word) } else { phrase2.WriteString(word) } } } boolPhrase1 := bool(phrase1.String()) boolPhrase2 := bool(phrase2.String()) switch strings.ToUpper(gateString) { case "OR": return (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2), nil case "AND": return (boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2), nil case "NOT": return (!boolPhrase2), nil case "NOR": return (!(boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2)), nil case "NAND": return (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2) case "XOR": orRes := (boolPhrase1 || boolPhrase2) nandRes := (!(boolPhrase1 && boolPhrase2)) return (orRes && nandRes), nil default: return false, fmt.Errorf("Why you do dis?: %v", inString) } } func main(){ answer, err := stringAsGateLogic ("This person misunderstands a beautiful function code can be very sexy or maybe I'm a odd girl.") if err != nil { fmt.Println(err) } fmt.Println(answer) }
- deegeese ( @deegeese@sopuli.xyz ) 9•1 year ago
Sorry, Hungarian notation is not beautiful.
- nickwitha_k (he/him) ( @nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 4•1 year ago
Fair.
- QuazarOmega ( @QuazarOmega@lemy.lol ) 3•1 year ago
You make want to cry, when are we marrying?
I want a divorce
- nickwitha_k (he/him) ( @nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 2•1 year ago
Sorry, merge conflict :(
- wallmenis ( @wallmenis@lemmy.one ) English2•1 year ago
isLogicGate is not used. Maybe you mean to place it in “isGate” in the stringAsGateLogic for loop’s if statement?
- nickwitha_k (he/him) ( @nickwitha_k@lemmy.sdf.org ) 6•1 year ago
Thank you. That’s what I get for writing a drawn-out shitpost program on my phone over several hours while away from home, instead of in a few minutes in vim.
- AVincentInSpace ( @AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ) 3•1 year ago
Speaking of, Vim is actually quite easy to set up on Android. Simply download Termux from F-Droid (the version of Termux on Google Play is severely out of date) and
pkg install vim
(ornvim
if you prefer). (Also, full aarch64 linux terminal on non-rooted Android, woo!) Using Vim with an onscreen keyboard is agonizing, of course, but it does work (Termux provides the Ctrl and Esc keys). The F-Droid app Unexpected Keyboard is a recommended addition – it’s an alternative on-screen keyboard with no predictive text and swiping to the corners of each key for alternate symbols. It makes using Vim on a touchscreen at least moderately less painful.
From one odd girl to another, I think both can be true
- cyberic ( @cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de ) 46•1 year ago
Image Transcription: Twitter Post
bass boosted ACAB @lil_morgy
hooking up with artists is hot cuz theyll be like “i thought of you when i wrote this song”. what are tech guys gonna do? name a git branch after you? the fuck
[* I am a human volunteer and you could be too ❤️*]
- TheGreenGolem ( @TheGreenGolem@lemm.ee ) 14•1 year ago
Good human!
Do you know if there’s a place where image transcribers on Lemmy are congregating, or are you just doing this independently?
- cyberic ( @cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de ) 2•1 year ago
We started a Community https://discuss.tchncs.de/c/transcribersoflemmy. But we’re small and helping out as we can.
I knew I forgot something when posting, thank you! Good human
- moog ( @moog@lemm.ee ) 40•1 year ago
Sure, but at least they won’t be afraid of commitment.
- zeekaran ( @zeekaran@sopuli.xyz ) English36•1 year ago
I wrote an automation specifically for my partner to unlock the front door when they arrive home.
Also we got a sexy time button.
Home Assistant is a path to what many would consider… Unnatural.
- Zikeji ( @Zikeji@programming.dev ) English5•1 year ago
I don’t have a partner and have no clue how I would update it for two, but when I start sleep tracking on my phone it turns off all my lights and turns up the fan. Opposite for waking up / alarm. It’s so nice.
- zeekaran ( @zeekaran@sopuli.xyz ) English1•1 year ago
Could set up pressure sensors for the bed, or only turn on sleep tracking when you’re both ready to sleep.
- Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 35•1 year ago
MySQL, MariaDB, and MaxScale are all named after Ulf “Monty” Widenius’ kids
- Oliver ( @zomtecos@feddit.de ) 18•1 year ago
His first kid was called „My“?
- Stefen Auris ( @stefenauris@pawb.social ) English11•1 year ago
That or SQL
- TrippaSnippa ( @TrippaSnippa@aussie.zone ) English8•1 year ago
Little Bobby Tables
- Semi-Hemi-Demigod ( @Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ) 7•1 year ago
Apparently. Finns are and odd bunch.
- WhiteHotaru ( @WhiteHotaru@feddit.de ) 11•1 year ago
My
- The Finnish author Tove Marika Jansson (1914 - 2001) invented this name for her stories about the Mumin troll (Moomin Trolls). Lilla My (Little My) lives with the Mumin family. She is so small that she can sit in the family’s milk jug. My gives expression to a most destructive turn of mind. She is totally disrespectful and can be very aggressive but has nevertheless an extremely positive attitude to life. Sometimes, she may even demonstrate a kind of careless friendliness - when it suits her.
- My is also the name of the 12th letter in the Greek alphabeth.
- Creative Spelling of Mi (see Mia)
- theneverfox ( @theneverfox@pawb.social ) English3•1 year ago
Nah, he was named Sequel in the hopes he’d both benefit from and be crushed by expectations
- ValiantDust ( @ValiantDust@feddit.de ) 5•1 year ago
Imagine running out of ideas before having named one after every kid. Now that would be awkward.
- neuracnu ( @neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English34•1 year ago
“The two hardest problems in programming are cache invalidation, naming things and off-by-one errors.”
- Rikudou_Sage ( @rikudou@lemmings.world ) 5•1 year ago
The original have been quite great even without adding the bit about off-by-one errors.
- Gnubyte ( @Gnubyte@lemdit.com ) English32•1 year ago
No. They’ll just name an entire lineup of the worlds biggest computers after your daughter.
- Getawombatupya ( @Getawombatupya@aussie.zone ) 26•1 year ago
Little baby Thinkpad really deserves it.
- Comment105 ( @Comment105@lemm.ee ) 11•1 year ago
Alienware?
- upturned8393 ( @upturned8393@lemmy.ml ) 1•1 year ago
The truth is out there
- space ( @space@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 3•1 year ago
Like the Apple Lisa?
- Nsh ( @Nsh@lemmy.ca ) 31•1 year ago
The creator of MySQL, MaxDB and MariaDB named them after his children My, Max and Maria, so why not
- dan ( @dan@upvote.au ) 16•1 year ago
after his children My
I thought you were kidding, but his daughter is actually named “My”.
- Fonzie! ( @lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network ) 11•1 year ago
It helps that it’s a name in another language (Finnish), where “my” isn’t a word, at all.
- thank_me_its_friday ( @thank_me_its_friday@feddit.de ) 11•1 year ago
Then what’s about MongoDB?
- cheery_coffee ( @cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca ) 5•1 year ago
Here I was thinking the creators of MySQL learned from online tutorials and thought classes needed to start with “My” if they weren’t in the standard library.
- db2 ( @db2@sopuli.xyz ) 28•1 year ago
DEADB33F
- synae[he/him] ( @synae@lemmy.sdf.org ) 13•1 year ago
CAFEBABE
- MrJukes ( @MrJukes@lemmy.one ) 9•1 year ago
You should get a different nickname for your partner.
- 𝒍𝒆𝒎𝒂𝒏𝒏 ( @lemann@lemmy.one ) 6•1 year ago
Me being creative with IPV6 addresses 🤪
- jarfil ( @jarfil@beehaw.org ) 7•1 year ago
face:b00c::1
- noodle ( @noodle@feddit.uk ) English24•1 year ago
When I was learning programming I wrote a small program that I called for_you.exe. It printed an animated ASCII penis ejaculating on some boobs. I emailed it to my girlfriend and thankfully she thought it was hilarious. We’re still together.
- bigkahuna1986 ( @bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ) 26•1 year ago
You can tell your age by the fact that you were emailing an exe file.
- sim642 ( @sim642@lemm.ee ) 7•1 year ago
And she was just running random exe files from emails.
- homesnatch ( @homesnatch@lemmy.one ) English8•1 year ago
Sounds like she’s got a good sense of humor… is she single?