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simple ( simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz ) M to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 years ago

Toss me

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Toss me

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simple ( simple@lemmy.mywire.xyz ) M to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • Bri Guy  ( brihuang95@sopuli.xyz ) 
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    A French child is never late nor are they early, they arrive when they precisely mean to 🇫🇷🥖

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  • teft ( teft@startrek.website ) deleted by creator
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    Please place them gently in the collection chute.

  • Metal Zealot ( Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) 
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    How light are French children that you can throw them over an 6 foot tall fence

    • crispy_kilt ( crispy_kilt@feddit.de ) 
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      French children are typically the size of human children. This might be surprising from an US perspective.

      • Metal Zealot ( Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) 
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        American obesity is a plague spreading here to Canada too

    • BarqsHasBite ( someguy3@lemmy.ca ) 
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      Elementary kids? 50-70 pounds. Oh wait we want kilos. With cheese.

    • GBU_28 ( GBU_28@lemm.ee ) 
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      You can’t lift your child?

      • Metal Zealot ( Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) 
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        You’re telling me you can lift a 50 pound child over your head and toss them? Multiple times a week?

        • GBU_28 ( GBU_28@lemm.ee ) 
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          I can lift a 50 pound weight over my head, multiple times in a row. I’m not sure how these parents are actually doing it, I assume the kids climb over, and the parents aren’t actually yeeting them.

        • 5714 ( 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) 
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          Frère ou sœur, est-ce que tu soulèves au moins?

          • Metal Zealot ( Metal_Zealot@lemmy.ml ) 
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            Well I ain’t deadlifting toddlers

  • root_beer ( root_beer@midwest.social ) deleted by creator
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    Don’t tell the English.

  • SokathHisEyesOpen ( Anticorp@lemmy.ml ) 
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    How strong is Aragorn that he could toss a dwarf, who are stout and heavy? He must have some elvish strength enhanced jewelry.

  • unagi ( unagi@feddit.nl ) 
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    NOT THE BEARD!!!

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