A French child is never late nor are they early, they arrive when they precisely mean to 🇫🇷🥖
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Please place them gently in the collection chute.
How light are French children that you can throw them over an 6 foot tall fence
French children are typically the size of human children. This might be surprising from an US perspective.
American obesity is a plague spreading here to Canada too
Elementary kids? 50-70 pounds. Oh wait we want kilos. With cheese.
You can’t lift your child?
You’re telling me you can lift a 50 pound child over your head and toss them? Multiple times a week?
I can lift a 50 pound weight over my head, multiple times in a row. I’m not sure how these parents are actually doing it, I assume the kids climb over, and the parents aren’t actually yeeting them.
Frère ou sœur, est-ce que tu soulèves au moins?
Well I ain’t deadlifting toddlers
Don’t tell the English.
How strong is Aragorn that he could toss a dwarf, who are stout and heavy? He must have some elvish strength enhanced jewelry.
NOT THE BEARD!!!





