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As a (very dumb) teenager, I went through security at Logan in March 2002 with a pair of handcuffs in my jacket.
The women who saw it on x-ray dug them out of my jacket pocket and sort of flamboyantly asked “What’chu need theeeese for?!”
I gave her a shit-eating grin and responded with the same energy that I was visiting my girlfriend.
After a beat, she said “Well alright. Go get your freak on! But put ‘em in your bag next time!”The truth was that I had actually forgotten they were in that jacket. They just lived in that one pocket my senior year of HS because I was an edgy teenager. I was actually returning from visiting her. We didn’t even use them, and they didn’t get flagged on my departing flight.
I’m glad it was before the DHS militarized the TSA. I do not know how my idiotic teenage self would have dealt with a non-playful encounter.
Lol, did you have to admit to sexual deviancy?
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Like duct tape? How much tape does it take to hold a kid up?
Asking for a friend…
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How willing were you as a participant?
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Nice!
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What if the cop is a cute girl?
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Only by my own hand, unfortunately
I can help you with that.
and tickled. Fun enough to show up twice but broke almost instantly 2nd time round… Not swearing off forever but they’d need a shitload of charisma.
You too? Was it a challenge or a dare?
Nope. I don’t like to lose control.
Yes, coworker wanted to use me to get back at others.
Only metaphorically.
Yes
Yes. Have you?
Nope.
Yes
Yea when I was a kid we would play hide and seek and the hiders would tie up the seeker before they went to hide and the seeker could start looking for them as soon as they escaped. I was always really fast because I would flex my muscles while they were tying me up and then as soon as they took off I could make myself smaller then that and it was easy to wiggle out. I think I had read that in a Batman comic.
Yep, so fun
