- Hans ( @Hans@feddit.de ) 104•1 year ago
- palitu ( @palitu@aussie.zone ) 38•1 year ago
clever!
did anyone else read them all aloud?
- lugal ( @lugal@lemmy.ml ) 32•1 year ago
Hope you didn’t do it in public?
- VikingHippie ( @VikingHippie@lemmy.wtf ) 10•1 year ago
I kinda mumbled them at first, but I must have had too much fun and said the last one too loudly, because now the TSA would very much like to know who my intended assassination target is, who got killed in stead and whether I have any bottles of liquid.
- robyoung ( @robyoung@beehaw.org ) 7•1 year ago
Quietly byt audibly while sat in the office scowling at my computer.
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English10•1 year ago
I didn’t not read them all aloud.
- palitu ( @palitu@aussie.zone ) 4•1 year ago
So… you did?
Yes
- at_an_angle ( @at_an_angle@lemmy.one ) English18•1 year ago
I didn’t steal a hydrogen bomb.
- katy ✨ ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 6•1 year ago
i read bomb as bong and had a double take
- FrasseFisk ( @FrasseFisk@feddit.nu ) 14•1 year ago
Why did I read every line out loud in my head?
It’s impossible not to.
- TimewornTraveler ( @TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee ) 11•1 year ago
Joke on “importance of proper stress/emphasis” with original phrase “I never said she stole my money”. One of the cooler parts of languages like English.
- katy ✨ ( @cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 2•1 year ago
maim hurt punish but i never said kill that kids is what you call plausible deniability
“Let’s eat, grandma!”