Where is reading a book by yourself while alien women throw themselves at you a la Picard?
What about some Klingon foreplay?
Quark can tell you all about that
That’s some vanilla shit.
He has an elegant confidence
Interesting kink
What about an afternoon re-calibrating the deflector arrays with Rutherford?
That’s too dirty.
Jazzersize session with Commander Ransom?
That’s it. That’s the one. Hooooo boy.
Definitely 8: candle ghost sex.
This scene haunts me
A night with jadzia
…playing tongo
Feels like the perfect time to remind people that this trading card exists:
8 Oo-mox from Moogie
- Hands down.
“Let’s go again, but this time be one of those things Worf had as a pet.”
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Also he’s banging a half-klingon so he has to be half good in the sack at least.
I think that implies something about Tom enjoying being subjugated/in pain, but I’m not one to judge.
7 All of the above
“…or you could go on a trip to Risa with-“
“That one! Number 4! Final answer! Risa is the place!”
What about licking the head spooooooon clean
I could always use a good massage.
