GAZA CITY, GAZA—Following conflicting accounts of a horrific attack on a Gaza hospital, officials from the Israeli Defense Forces released a new statement Wednesday that claimed it was you, the reader of this very article, who committed the act of terror.
- livus ( @livus@kbin.social ) 135•1 year ago
Damn the Onion is on fire lately.
- photonic_sorcerer ( @photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English20•1 year ago
And all it took was a human catastrophe.
- fleabomber ( @fleabomber@lemm.ee ) English9•1 year ago
Crazy-laugh-cry
- brewery ( @brewery@feddit.uk ) English4•1 year ago
So true, its keeping me slightly more sane (less insane maybe more accurate) about the whole mess
- theotherone ( @theotherone@kbin.social ) 76•1 year ago
I suspected me all along. The signs were all there.
- uphillbothways ( @uphillbothways@kbin.social ) 33•1 year ago
We’ve been trying to reach you about your hospital’s extended warranty…
- cloud ( @cloud@lazysoci.al ) English26•1 year ago
they are not wrong, it’s your tax money being used there
- Echo Dot ( @echodot@feddit.uk ) English2•1 year ago
Well no, not really.
You think every country wants in on this war, no chance, firstly because it’s hard to figure out who is even the best side to back and secondly regardless of who ends up winning or if there’s a peace treaty (very unlikely), literally nothing will change in the region. The whole area is a powder keg at the best of times. And it’s really in the best of times.
- TrismegistusMx ( @TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net ) English19•1 year ago
What if the real treasure is the hospitals we bombed along the way?
- roguetrick ( @roguetrick@kbin.social ) 18•1 year ago
Man, that guy that got mad about a joke that called him dense regarding this topic is going to be pissed about this.
- TheBlue22 ( @TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) English18•1 year ago
Sorry I was hungry
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) English17•1 year ago
I knew it, it was the Ambien
- Altima NEO ( @altima_neo@lemmy.zip ) English15•1 year ago
Woopsie doodles
- Annoyed_🦀 ( @Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc ) English15•1 year ago
Ahh shit, got found out. Time to run
- Dogyote ( @Dogyote@slrpnk.net ) English15•1 year ago
I KNEW IT!
- bquintb ( @bquintb@midwest.social ) English14•1 year ago
Mah bad
- MxM111 ( @MxM111@kbin.social ) 10•1 year ago
Haha! I am pacifist and I did not open the link!
- ParsnipWitch ( @ParsnipWitch@feddit.de ) English8•1 year ago
It’s interesting how people on Lemmy don’t have a problem with Hamas killing Palestinians. That’s funny, apparently.
Also the spreading of the misinformation that it was supposedly Israel who bombed the hospital? It won’t get corrected. And soon appear with other misinformation people repeatedly spread online.
- java ( @java@beehaw.org ) English3•1 year ago
It’s interesting how people on Lemmy don’t have a problem with Hamas killing Palestinians.
I don’t think that these people really care about either of them. Siding with terrorists and trusting their every word is trendy in some social circles. It could be that some of these people spent hours on social media arguing that Russians are stupid for believing Putin’s propaganda, when the war in Ukrain was as trendy.
- masquenox ( @masquenox@lemmy.ml ) English1•1 year ago
Oh look… somebody else that’s still looking for Saddam’s WMDs. How’s the search going?
- CALIGVLA ( @Caligvla@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English8•1 year ago
Shit, they caught me!