I had a discussion with a friend recently and during that discussion, one comment was “Fitted sheets are really both the best and the worst”, of course referencing them as awesome when put on a mattress and the worst when you’re trying to fold them.
What else do we have that would qualify for being awesome, but also the worst in a different context?
Having a job
Also, being unemployed.
Personally I found being unemployed was way, way worse
I agree. But it still fits in the category. Can’t beat being able to run errands at any time during the day or sleeping until midday the whole week. Too bad it comes with financial and psychological stress and anxiety
Phones.
Banking apps, podcasts, gps navigation, chatting to friends, listening to music are all awesome.
But then getting stuck doomscrolling and constantly checking my phone trying to eke out a little more stimulation when literally anything else would be a more productive way to spend my day - that part sucks ass.
Consider the day the guy in charge of domestic espionage was told everyone will willingly carry a wire + camera + gps always and make it their top priority taking care of said device while also paying for it and recording everything consensually.
I love a good doomscroll before work.
I’m doomscrolling right now
Pooping: one the one hand it feels pretty great. The sensation itself is nice as well as the relief. On the other hand, now you’ve got poop on your butthole that’s got to go.
I never poop on either of my hands.
When your wife tells you: „You have the biggest dick in the neighbourhood“
Haha yeah
Eating. It’s such a drama story tbh
Interesting, would you mind elaborating a bit? What do you see as the good parts? What do you see as the bad parts?
When you’re hungry food is delicious and if it’s hard to get at your body won’t let up about it.
But, when you eat ordinary food it complains about a lack of quality or taste.
And then when you eat great food it stops talking about the sensation after a single dish. (There’s some professional point taste reaches where it’s too long and it just stops being great).
Heckin long drama story!
I love everything about food, and I love all food. Cheap food, expensive food, fast food, food I prepared myself, all cuisines. All food is amazing to me. I plan my vacations around how many meals I can eat and how many places I want to try. I want to travel the world and eat every food.
Except now I’m trying to lose weight, and food is my enemy. Portion control is so hard. 😭 Though I find it’s much easier when I prepare food at home.
Thanks for explaining. Hadn’t actually thought about it until you said it, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Not OP but: you have to eat but most of the best foods make you fat or are bad for you in some other way.
