I hate this, it’s fun but I can’t share it with anyone because it requires knowledge of that episode
Explaining the context is the best part of this meme, as long as you dont want that person to ever watch TNG with you.
Then again, a “fuck ghost” that bangs generations of a family when you light a candle might bring in its own crowd.
This is one for the real fans haha

Bustin makes me feel good
If there’s somethin’ strange
Sleepin’ in your bed
You might be Dr. Crusher.
Not only did Beverly fuck a ghost, but Whoopi Goldberg was in Ghost, and was possessed by Patrick Swayze and then had sex with Demi Moore after doing some late-night pottery
Exactly why I chose the title I did. Someone caught it!!
I want to make sure everyone understands your genius

The ghost thing is one thing from that episode, but that there is this space colony that has patterned itself after Scotland and “POW, you’re just going to have to accept that” has never set right with me. It’s right up there with an entire space colon that patterned itself after native American Pueblo peoples that rather than hop on over to another planet are legit cool with being under Cardassian rule, because “SPIRITS!” Like dude, y’all got here on spaceships not flying eagle ghost.
Which all of that seems a bit a bit odd considering they’re like “we know what’s happened in the past, you white people are always making us move!!” Because is feels like they’re forgetting that part of the past that goes something like “US Congress promised us they’d leave us alone!”
Also what are the odds that your people’s mortal enemy “Picard” from 600 years ago, has his great-great-great-great…grandson shows up on your remote ass planet in the middle of nowhere?
Ah yes, and now I’m suddenly reminded that, THAT episode exists 😂
Oohooh girls just want to have fuh-un yeah girls just wanna have fun
That’s all they really want
Second only to Code of Honor as the worst TNG episodes.








