The ships computer, Eddie, becomes unable to accept new processing requests because it is running at full capacity after being told to make “Tea, with Data’s breast milk” by William Riker.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) English8•1 year ago
Eddies in the space -time continuum…
Well what’s he doing there then?
Computer … give me a list of memes from 21st century earth
… Personal screen explodes …
I know it’s a meme but there’s an actual answer: because humans have them, and Dr. Soong wanted Data to feel human. That was the whole point of the project from what I understand.
Imagine if Dr. Soong wanted to have a bit of fun and place a third nipple on Data’s body just to mess people who would see him naked.
And Dr Han Fastolfe…ehm Soong
Computer. Please list all of Commander Riker’s search queries.
- shiveyarbles ( @shiveyarbles@beehaw.org ) English7•1 year ago
Nipples are erogenous zones , Jim
Data has nipples Greg, could you milk him?
They are programmed for maximum pleasure.
I mean, I dunno, why does he have anything?
Why does he have a nose?canonical answer? Vanity is practically a genetic trait of the Soongs.
Does Data have nipples?
There’s no photo evidence of it I can find, and I’ve been given a good reason to search for “start trek data nipples”. You all saw it. This was justified.
But seeing as some people are super insistent, I’ll have to conclude that it’s A CONSPIRACY!!!
Birds aren’t real, the earth is hollow and Data has no nipples!
The burden of proof is on those claiming Data has nipples. Them’s the rules.
I’ll do you one better: Where does Data have nipples?
I have no evidence that he does
