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Lydia_K ( Lydia_K@startrek.website )  to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 3 years ago

A happy computer is a productive computer.

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A happy computer is a productive computer.

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Lydia_K ( Lydia_K@startrek.website )  to Risa@startrek.websiteEnglish · 3 years ago
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  • teft ( teft@startrek.website ) deleted by creator
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    The computer is a woman and I learned this from the internet:

    So this isn’t as insane as it looks.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆 ( Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) 
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    Miles disagrees.

    O’Brien: “Just listen to this sir. Computer, run a level 1 diagnostic on the plasma injectors.”

    Computer: “The warp plasma injectors are operating at optimal efficiency.”

    O’Brien: “You hear that?”

    Sisko: “Hear, what, Chief?”

    O’Brien: “The computer’s attitude changed. It’s not fighting me anymore. In fact, it seems down right pleasant.”

    Sisko: “And that’s a problem?”

    O’Brien: “YES!”

  • The Bard in Green ( thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz ) 
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    The real treasure was the friends Peanut Hamper made along the way…

  • driving_crooner ( driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ) 
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    It’s an N64 ram expansion pack

  • NegativeNull@lemm.ee ( negativenull@lemm.ee ) 
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    Giving me a piece of cheese makes me work better…

    • IninewCrow ( ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ) 
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      I’m lactose intolerant so the cheese makes me work better … but no one wants to work with me

      :(

      • NegativeNull@lemm.ee ( negativenull@lemm.ee ) 
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        :(

    • averagedrunk ( averagedrunk@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Works really well for me too.

  • Malgas ( Malgas@beehaw.org ) 
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    The Enterprise’s computer is Hex, confirmed:

    ++?????++ Out of cheese error. Redo From Start

    • themoken ( themoken@startrek.website ) 
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      Came here for the Discworld reference, was not disappointed.

  • Pistcow ( Pistcow@lemm.ee ) 
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    Confirmed servitor.

    • interolivary ( interolivary@beehaw.org ) 
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      … did they ever actually show the “CPU” of the ship’s computer? Maybe it was a bit squishier than we’ve assumed

  • chillbo_baggins ( Mordachai_Shedbacon@lemm.ee ) 
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    Cheddar makes it bettar

    • SubArcticTundra ( SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml ) 
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      Nah fam Wensleydale

  • Xusontha ( xusontha@ls.buckodr.ink ) 
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    I mean, it’d work for me…

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