- nxdefiant ( @nxdefiant@startrek.website ) 37•11 months ago
Lawful Good:
Foresight to convince the smart, powerful people that they’re making bad decisions, influence them to make better decisions for the world, only use it for enough personal gain to sustain a decent living.
Neutral Good:
Mass Suggestion Convince the dumb powerful people I’m a divine being and they better do as I say, use this power to force positive change amongst the easiest to control masses. Collection plates at churches now go to me.
Chaotic Good:
Gate, Use teleportation to extort billionaires by witnessing their depravity and threatening them with exposure, also portal tech. become Rick Sanchez. Rob swiss banks for fun and profit.
Lawful Evil:
Meteor Swarm: Hold cities hostage for ransom.
Chaotic Evil:
True Polymorph: I’m going to start turning politicians into lizards. For cash I’ll turn random shit into itself but but made out of a different material and auction if off, passing myself off as a great artist of incredible talent.
Edit because I forgot about the money half way through.
- Attaxalotl ( @Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network ) 13•11 months ago
You mixed up ‘chaotic evil’ and ‘chaotic good’
- nxdefiant ( @nxdefiant@startrek.website ) 9•11 months ago
I’m torn between targeting just the worst world leaders or targeting them at random. The end goal would be making every politician understand that a mysterious force WILL turn you into a lizard if you displease it. There will be no indication of what displeases the mysterious force.
- peto (he/him) ( @peto@lemm.ee ) English7•11 months ago
If you do it randomly they will all understand that the problem is ‘world leaders’ if you do it based on a ranking system you will have ones who think they are one of the ‘good ones’ and so safe.
- Mossheart ( @Mossheart@lemmy.ca ) 7•11 months ago
But the politicians are already lizard people. You can’t turn them into lizards if they’re already lizards!
- Cipher ( @Cipher@beehaw.org ) English29•11 months ago
Welcome to GoodBerry, Home of the GoodBerry. can I take your order?
- sammytheman666 ( @sammytheman666@ttrpg.network ) 5•11 months ago
Bring your raspy-sandpappered voice
- peto (he/him) ( @peto@lemm.ee ) English29•11 months ago
To maximise staying under the radar, probably fabricate. You’d not be amazingly rich, but you could establish a decent living with a lot of free time. If you want to be amazingly rich and you squint hard enough at fabricate and what tool proficiency count mean in the modern world you can probably make some bank with a bit of study of chemistry or engineering. Being able to magically create complex drugs or something is going to draw attention though.
- HipsterTenZero ( @HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ) 22•11 months ago
Fireball
The answer is always fireball.
- HipsterTenZero ( @HipsterTenZero@dormi.zone ) 13•11 months ago
Something my buddy always says is “Fireball isn’t the answer. It’s the question. And the answer is always ‘Yes’.” Wise words, i’d figure.
- mrbubblesort ( @mrbubblesort@kbin.social ) 20•11 months ago
Step 1. Cast foresight
Step 2. Go to Vegas
Step 3. Profit- bam13302 ( @bam13302@ttrpg.network ) 6•11 months ago
- Get booted from every casino after making a mild amount of money
FTFY
- Poggervania ( @Poggervania@kbin.social ) 17•11 months ago
Mage hand and offer ghost handjobs for $1000 per person per handjob
- lol3droflxp ( @lol3droflxp@kbin.social ) 6•11 months ago
Doesn’t really sound like it wouldn’t draw attention
- TechieDamien ( @TechieDamien@lemmy.ml ) 3•11 months ago
Who would want to admit that they used their services?
- Hugucinogens ( @Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ) 1•5 months ago
Me. I would. Sounds dope.
(Hi, yes, it’s been 5 months and I felt compelled to write this.)
- sammytheman666 ( @sammytheman666@ttrpg.network ) 16•11 months ago
Suggestion. And then go to Wall Street :)
- nxdefiant ( @nxdefiant@startrek.website ) 5•11 months ago
oh I like you.
- ComradeSharkfucker ( @sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml ) 15•11 months ago
Eldritch blast + spell sniper for no particular reason
- SokathHisEyesOpen ( @Anticorp@lemmy.ml ) English15•11 months ago
Prestidigitation, and a residency in Las Vegas. David Copperfield was able to buy a private island, imagine what I could do with real magic!
- Khrux ( @Khrux@ttrpg.network ) English9•11 months ago
You could get some great use out of fabricate and proficiency in something related to computer architecture.
Legend Lore could equally grant you valuable knowledge to sell, and similarly half the divination spells could make you a very successful gambler.
- 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️ ( @Kolanaki@yiffit.net ) English9•11 months ago
Fireba- Oh wait, without drawing attention? Invisibility and Dimension Door to steal riches.
- ShaggySnacks ( @ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ) English5•11 months ago
Look, I didn’t ask about the size of the room. I said fireball.
- bam13302 ( @bam13302@ttrpg.network ) 6•11 months ago
Wish is an easy one, since it can be used to cast most of the other spells talked about here
Clone, immortality without any of the normal downsides (I can choose to die still and don’t need souls or any bs like that)
Identify and go pawn shop hunting and the like
Really most divination spells would be solid for stock market manipulation
Enchantment spells for manipulating the corporate ladder, or getting into politics or something (mass suggestion in the really any political nexus, geus for more targeted things, modify memory, etc).
Healing and revivification spells and sell my services to the elite, bring back the dead, speak to loved ones, etc. Clone works well here too, especially since it has age manipulation.
- Silfeed ( @Silfeed@kbin.social ) 6•11 months ago
At a high enough level, I’d use creation on either gold or diamond. Might be hard to sell a 5x5 block if either but you’d make good money if you could. Or just become a human 3D printer and sell off the things you make.
- Destide ( @sirico@feddit.uk ) English6•11 months ago
Astral Projection head to America set up an evangelic church
- Attaxalotl ( @Attaxalotl@ttrpg.network ) 6•11 months ago
Mending, open a phone repair business. People would just think I’m really good at my job!
Also: Borrowed Knowledge + Fabricate
- The Octonaut ( @TheOctonaut@mander.xyz ) 2•11 months ago
So does nobody read the spell description for Mending, or…
This spell repairs a single break or tear in an object you touch, such as broken chain link, two halves of a broken key
How many people are neatly snapping their phone into two halves?
- Mossheart ( @Mossheart@lemmy.ca ) 4•11 months ago
A single broken solder joint on a board sounds like it qualifies.