flicker ( @flicker@kbin.social ) 33•8 months agoBecause this is Lemmy and we like anecdotes here, I have one for ya.
A couple years ago, during one of my many attempts to get fit, I went for a walk. At some point between my venturing forth and returning home, a wild turkey had come between me and my home.
I think it was female but I have no idea. The point here is, they’re pretty big in person, and I had to decide as I was walking toward it… if the turkey didn’t move? What if it charged me? What if it was aggressive, like a goose? I was stunned how unprepared I was to deal with this wild animal that I had apparently been living near for most of my life.
Anyways, long story short, I decided I could take a turkey in a fight. The turkey seemed to know that I had come to that decision, because as soon as I prepared myself to kick a turkey, it got out of my way.
The lesson here is, turkeys read minds, and as soon as you’re sure you can defeat the turkey, it will allow you to proceed unmolested.*
*Just my opinion. Don’t sue me if you lose a fight against a turkey. Also, if you lose a fight against a turkey, that just proves you didn’t believe in yourself hard enough.
Track_Shovel ( @Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ) English18•8 months agoTIL a snood is basically a Turkey face dick, which is an excellent band name.
Hi we are Turkey face dick, and this is our song GOOOOOOOGGBBUGUFHGUFHGUGHHGIBH!
Rozz ( @Rozz@lemmy.sdf.org ) English13•8 months agoIf you’re reading this article, you’ve likely witnessed the magic of a tom’s chameleon-like head
That’s a wild assumption
AceQuorthon ( @AceQuorthon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ) English11•8 months agoWish I had a snood that I could go “Vlooop” and “Bloop” with
odium ( @odium@programming.dev ) English9•8 months agoA great conversation starter ngl
dope ( @dope@lemm.ee ) English3•8 months agoWhen nuns do that they also call it a snood
Crul ( @Crul@lemm.ee ) English2•8 months agoCredit: Rosemary Mosco
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I_am_10_squirrels ( @I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org ) English2•8 months ago