- ouRKaoS ( @ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ) 24•10 months ago
Item in grocery store doesn’t scan.
That means it’s free!
- Wet Noodle ( @wetnoodle@sopuli.xyz ) 2•10 months ago
Every time I hear this one I wanna break the product in half and walk away😭
- essell ( @essellburns@beehaw.org ) 11•10 months ago
Talking about any ear or hearing trouble and someone replies “pardon?”
🤦🤬
- DudeBro ( @DudeBro@lemm.ee ) 1•10 months ago
I do this, but I like to respond with a loud and sudden “WHAT” which is probably less funny and more obnoxious but it usually gets a laugh
- bobbyfiend ( @bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml ) 1•10 months ago
As someone who’s been hearing impaired my whole life, yes. The urge to punch the person in the face right at that moment sometimes seems irresistible.
- essell ( @essellburns@beehaw.org ) 2•10 months ago
I’d like to believe I’d still have that reaction to this “joke” even if my hearing was fine, still I do agree with you that it’s really extra infuriating when explaining a genuine hearing issue
- GreyShuck ( @GreyShuck@feddit.uk ) English7•10 months ago
To a colleague arriving 10 mins late: “Afternoon.”
To a colleague arriving 10 mins early: “Shat the bed?”
- mannycalavera ( @mannycalavera@feddit.uk ) 5•10 months ago
Agreed 💯, this is not amusing.
- LadyLikesSpiders ( @LadyLikesSpiders@lemmy.ml ) 1•10 months ago
As someone who works the later shifts, it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with “afternoon”. It’s been so long since someone has said good morning to me at work
- ReCursing ( @ReCursing@kbin.social ) 7•10 months ago
I have been unfortunate enough to hear various racist and/or homophobic jokes over the years, so probably one of them
- Bizarroland ( @Bizarroland@kbin.social ) 6•10 months ago
Three moles were digging a tunnel. One of the moles farts. The next mole says, “smells like rutabagas”. The next mole says, “smells like carrots”.
After a long pause, the first mole turns to the last mole that has not spoken yet and asks what they smell.
The last mole says “molasses” and gets back to digging.
- Bizarroland ( @Bizarroland@kbin.social ) 3•10 months ago
I read this joke when I was maybe 13 and I never understood it. More than a decade later I was randomly driving around and I remembered this joke and got it.
- TotallyHuman ( @TotallyHuman@lemmy.ca ) 5•10 months ago
Maybe just because we don’t understand it, but the ancient Sumerian bar joke:
A dog entered into a tavern and said, ‘I cannot see anything. I shall open this one.’
- bobbyfiend ( @bobbyfiend@lemmy.ml ) 2•10 months ago
It’s a toss-up between Elon Musk and people saying “WHAT?!” when I tell them I’m hearing impaired.
- snowe ( @snowe@programming.dev ) 1•10 months ago
The “we are not the same” meme. I understand the point, it’s just not funny. It’s cringey as hell.