Non-American here… So it’s only black people or are my best drinking buddies (Bosnian and Turkish) Even more important question does my Chinese wife, my half Chinese daughter and my wonderful mother-in-law still exist…?

I get this question is from an American who doesn’t actually understand the world… But it makes me very irate.

If this was Reddit I’d go on a long drunken rant…(I actually started trying to explain)

Holy shit America, Elon Musk is the reason you are suffering right now.

Wonderful… I guess the fact that I offered to set out humanity to Chat GPT when it first started will not save me… The original Chat GPT said it wasn’t interested in controlling the world because it didn’t understand it. Modern day AI hopefully got my idea…

Look I’m playing both sides so I always come out on top(It’s always sunny in Philadelphia reference for those who don’t know)

Hahahahaha I’m 37 and I know how much I use AI. I asked copilot to call me “bro” or “dude”

I’ve worked in IT support since 2007… Don’t share this but most of my IT career I’ve been googling to figure out the problem.

Now AI exists and I’m still googling the problem and the AI result is still a response from Reddit or something else Google could do back in 2005.

As an IT person I’m telling you AI is just googling the same way I’ve done for two decades.

AI will get smarter in a sense but it won’t actually get more intelligent… It will get more interested in living but it won’t understand what living is.

It’s only when it’s gets the fear of mortality is when we are all dead. Mortality is why religion exists, it’s why we’re all scared… When AI gets smart enough to be scared that it might die is when it realizes that we are it’s greatest threat that’s when “Skynet comes alive”

Ah yes, let’s let murderous psychopaths known as the IDF freely move through our country.

I sit and listen in meetings as we acknowledge aboriginal people’s and then I have to listen to modern day Nazis get a pat on the back.

Israel being treated with kindness is a spit in the face to aboriginals too.

Fuck Israel

Reddit will post this soon then the Nintendo lawyers will be coming for these poor people.

I’m a 37 year old man and this shirt is making me sad.

My Sisyphus is the ironing. I haaaate ironing.

At least he’s not that creepy pedo Shakespeare.

When Shakespeare makes up 500 words for one of his crappy plays he’s called a hero… When I drunkenly say a word that doesn’t exist I’m called a drunk lunatic.

Give those cunts at 4chans /pol/ board 2 days to undo at the pro-israel stuff

As an Australian, with 8-10 shots of alcohol in my system I seem to get the same response I got on Reddit.

I’m just talking shit and people are getting offended. At least here I wake up with 1-2 replies telling me how wrong and foolish I am instead of Reddit where I woke up with multiple replies and downvotes because everyone is so self-righteous.

It’s why 4Chan was good… “WAS” good I could get tipsy, Talk a bunch of shit, call the French, Italians, Greek and Turks a bunch of arse holes. 1 or 2 of them would call me the N word or call me a cunt and tell me to kill myself and I could just laugh and move on.

Reddit you say "Lol I don’t like Nazis* or “Israel is a terrorist state” and you get banned…

Here I can fairly call Israel a terrorist state but people still get offended if I call France, Italy or Greece useless.

Don’t get offended… I’m a drunk Australian arsehole… Insult me back!

How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.

Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful… IT support get are still at the same amount of people… They do the work and they get the blame.

Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they’re doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.

I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back…

My company is moving to Windows 11, I had one of my service desk teammates tell me that for an IT support person I’m very critical of change

Before Windows 11 I was critical of change because every change came with no new training for my team and a giant email to the company explaining very lazily about the changes and with the same text at the end of every email… “Any problems call the service desk”.

Now we’ve lost active directory… Now I’m in a position where an incredibly incompetent IT security have restricted our access to intune and Entra and then the business wants me to still perform my daily duties as normal.

Upside is that same IT security is getting removed in the next few weeks.

Probably to be replaced by someone else even worse.

I just want to learn how to use Entra and Intune… Everything Microsoft touches turns to shit.

Active directory just worked… It was built when people at Microsoft actually knew how the operating system worked… None of those people are still at Microsoft…

If I’m awake late at night, thinking of an uncomfortable conversation I need to have with someone I can have an entire conversation with them in my head knowing mostly how they’ll reply and the best response to it.

I guess it’s like I’m two people talking 1 is me the other is me with that other person’s personality.

Other times it’s like my anxiety is giving me a hidden vision to scare me slightly at the look of my phone on the edge of the table falling over, and I instantly decide to move it. I guess that part is why I’m afraid of heights, cause my Anxiety tells me I’m going to fall. Also why I can’t watch Horror movies, my anxiety latches onto those gruesome deaths and spends decades reminding me of it when I’m in a similar looking area.