Ok I’m very wet. Im still a hard cunt though

I have tempted fate. Heading into the office now with just my polo shirt, no rain jacket or nuthin. In some cultures I’m considered a hard cunt

Some sailboat wing I guess

Chicken and avocado sandwich and a juice box please

Pan fried salmon with a sweet glaze with rice and some steamed veg please

Can I get a spinach and halloumi pastry thing? Don’t go easy on the spinach or the halloumi, I want that sucker juicy and thicc

Yep - incredible game

Omg… Absolutely devastating

This is the only AFL game I’ve watched all season. Go Dockers!!!

Maybe later

Roasted lion arsehole please chef

My corner shop got shut down by the feds for allegedly selling illegal tobacco products yesterday 😡 those alleged vapes were too expensive anyway… I guess…

I saw 4 uniformed people standing in a cordon around the entrance yesterday afternoon as I was on my way there, I turned around and went elsewhere. This morning I went to grab a couple bits n pieces and it’s shut, with fluro signs on the front saying something like: this premises is closed for the next three months on the grounds of reasonable suspicion of selling illegal nicotine products. Ouch.

I’m sorry 😞

Pork nduja twist please

I’m really not sure today chef… Something refreshing and relaxing?

Can I please have a moon cake and a sun cake?

Roasted bacon wrapped bananas drizzled with hot honey please

I think I only remember that one because it sounds like meringue (but I didn’t know meringue was spelled like that 🤔)

Well that’s absurd. Thank you for teaching me a new word today though (nadir) 👍

Could I please have your finest selection of biscuits?