SeeSmudges
I’m a lapsed accountant and analyst who was retired by a disability a few years back. I’m also the musician who wrote the book for the instrument i play and am the bay area’s best kept secret on percussion. Oh and i can ride my bike real fast.
if i’m being unreasonably curt or rude, just ask me what crawled up my butt. that should snap me out of it. one of the best things about the fediverse is how we treat each other.
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2·4 days agoI haven’t been able to find mala seasonings and that hurts me
OH FUCK THAT’S WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO TODAY
1·4 days agoThey chose to vote for a braindead, corrupt bully
That was the state of Nevada in general, but Vegas, en large, voted for a different corrupt bully
What is god was a garlic bread?
If we eat him would he be dead?
Could he microwave a burrito from inside my food hole?
Hey don’t diss te butt hatch. It’s got its uses (mostly hatching for the butt)
1·4 days agoMy cat is not registered to vote tyvm
Yeah, and I know you meant your whoopsie was an “oops that bomb we dropped was supposed to be conventional”. My whoopsie is “dammit George Dubya you gotta put the fuckin safety on or it will just roll out of the damn plane when you aren’t looking”. I was just being obnoxious for conversations sake
1·5 months agoAlong with half the teenage population yeah
I mean, that’s kind of what I’m saying. See if they’re in hiding or if we finally fucking licked it, and if we did and there are no other existential threats we can put all the boards with nails in them in a box until Kodos the Merciless comes
so i don’t watch sesame street like ever. Does Grover still exist?
i mean, they have managed to figure out the owchie owwie part. they don’t do that anymore, but they know how to.
i have so many questions, like, some of my favorite memories are being traumatized walking in on my mother watching the public access surgery show. i want to talk shop with one of the surgeons basically some of the tools they can use are really cool. not osteo though, they just use hammers.
Wait, which who? Because the US has done that a few times (it didn’t blow up, or was subcritical I read it fifteen years ago okay I thought they recovered the bomb the US whoopsied but I could be wrong)
True, but antiproliferation is still the ideal. Just, you don’t disarm during a war or with the threat of fascism. Maybe those of us who survive can see, twenty years after we’ve dealt with putain and bibi and trump, whether the “nuclear umbrella” is still needed or if we can go back to being dipshit peaceniks.
Liquidated. Líquidized is different