Meh, I’m not doing the worst with my Arch setup.
It may be time to switch to Nix tho :3
Also, skirts are underrated. Wear skirts, everyone, don’t even care. Everyone looks good in a skirt. And with eyeliner and mascara too! (imho)
#SkirtsAndEyelinerAndMascaraForEveryone
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Mint
FINALLY an understandable guide what to start with
nix is ai slop now, go with guix
unfortunately it will turn your socks into loose white long johns with a butt hatch
Why not lix?
honestly, because nix the language is bad and unnecessary. nix the community/nix the system is one thing, and lix adresses that, but my basic gripe is that they decided to make a new language when so many already exist, then make it the most weird, inconsistent mess since c++.
My thought as well, Lix is amazing if only for its governance
Hey don’t diss te butt hatch. It’s got its uses (mostly hatching for the butt)
Gonna have to disagree with Ubuntu being a higher grade than Linux Mint.
I still need to put on my skirt today.
As someone who uses Mint, I’ve got those super-short below-the-ankle no-show socks. If I’m going to go through the hassle of shaving, everyone is required to see how good a job I did.
The distros are ordered by how complicated / “batteries included” they are. Mint is definitely simpler than Ubuntu, especially if you’re a recent Windows convert.
Gentoo = no socks
Gnome
Gnome is not a distro 😡
openSUSE
You can’t just show grippers like that with out a nsfw tag. I’m at work for heaven sake!
If you worked are openSUSE you would already be wearing the uniform.
I have a million pairs at home and even wear them outside (I turn them inside out to put on shoes).
Yoo these rule! How do i find my own pairs? :3
Idk Amazon?
Wait, don’t you work in a psychiatric hospital? It’s pretty funny that you wear grippy socks.
I’m what happens when a borderline figures out how to get paid to malinger in the hospital and still have keys to everything.
These are pro grade grippy socks, surgery you get bearhuggers, spensive hotel with no tv you get Medline. I also don’t WORK in a psychiatric hospital.
QubesOS: multiple leggings.
Linux From Scratch:
Here’s a needle and cloth. Go make a skirt yourself.OpenSUSE: sandals and long socks.
Edit (a few hours later): here’s a bonus. going by their corporate/design philosophy rather than their difficulty, here’s a summary, explaining distros as leggings.
A Summary of Linux Distros as Leggings
BEGINNER
Mint: Get a pair of pre-made leggings for free. Not all of its material is made by the vendor, but it just works fine and that’s okay. Literally, just go to a thrift shop, get fresh, store-like leggings, put on, done. Recommend it for everyone if you just start out with leggings.
Ubuntu: Like a meh version of Mint, but promoted themselves more to make up for it. Gradually, companies started to buy from this one because they heard of it. Decent, just slightly more corporatised.
Pop!: Optimised leggings for gaming. Similar to Ubuntu in design, but the programming colours pop! out more. Also, it can fold its parts out and in with remarkable ease, so you can multitask easily. Quick to put on and easy to move in, great performance.
Zorin: Unlike other distros, its vendor has got more focus on being for-profit. But it’s pretty accessible and comfy to wear, and it comes with looks that resemble those of Windows or Mac leggings, if you preferred those.
INTERMEDIATE
Fedora: Much of the material is made by the vendor and you know where it’s from. Material adjusts swiftly to seasons. American company finances the community (in exchange, they make their own version they sell to others).
OpenSUSE: Same story as Fedora financing-wise, except the backer is German. Comes with their intuitive sewing & usage manual. It comes with a self-restore kit for when you fuck up. The vendor has two types of leggings: Leap, where the style periodically shifts for seasons, and Tumbleweed, which adapts quickier.
Debian: All of the material is made by the vendor. You can see how the fibers are connected and where it’s from. Its materials are very slow to adapt to seasons, but it never rips.
ADVANCED
Tails: Nobody should know what’s under those leggings, right? So grab a one-use legging from the box that fits inside a pocket. Put it on, go anywhere, put off and destroy the legging. You can pull a new legging from that box afterward.
Arch: Here’s the material and here’s a manual for letting the leggings (adjusted to your wish) be made. Once completed, it adjusts fast to seasons whenever you wash it yourself - so don’t forget to then throw it in a washing machine!
Kali: The leggings aren’t too comfy or casual, but included is: a tool list to learn to spot mistakes and erasures in legging construction, and tools for fixing those.
QubesOS: A legging on which you can stitch different legging parts, so people don’t know which legging you truly wear. Someone damages one of your parts? Just rip it off and put a new on. Parts will eventually be damaged anyways, so better make sure all the parts are separate and can be replaced without problems.
Lix: Here’s the material and an instruction manual for making it yourself. And here’s a customisation menu for how exactly you want your leggings, alongside with a washing machine and a self-restore kit in case you fuck up (see also: OpenSUSE).
SUFFERING, WHY DO YOU DO THIS?
Gentoo: Here’s a stitch and needle. Now go make your own leggings. But don’t worry, there’s a manual for making the parts fit together, but it’s much more of a hassle than Arch and might rip quite often if you forgot a thread here or here. You’ll understand more of how the leggings work, though.
Linux from Scratch: The above vendor clearly doesn’t know the entire process. I can do anything! They skipped the very begin. Here’s my advice. Go bloody make a stitch and needle from raw materials yourself. Then make your own leggings. Manual for making parts fit together not included. After all, you’ll make it truly your own.
LFS is literally just a manual though.
Leather socks tho
But Mint is Debian, right 😭 ?!
Yes, of course.
Mint is Debian and war is peace and freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength.
Of course!So 😚👉🏼👈🏼?
I’d so wear programming socks if I wasn’t as hairy as I am
You make body hair sound like an obstacle…it’s not :3
It causes dysphoria to see it on my body; it’s an obstacle to me.
That is fair. I respect that.
Thank you. That being said, I will always celebrate the courage and self-determination of my trans sisters :3
I guess you are right, I’m just sad of how much hair is on my body
huh? I wear the programming socks when it is winter because I am lazy and no longer want to shave my legs
Hair can be removed :)
But for how long? I’d need to shave my legs every 3 days if I wanted to be smooth
Same for my whole body. I even have hair on my fingers and toes, that’s how much hair there is on my body :(
You can always do wax, which should last longer.
There is also laser hair removal.
True, I could try wax
For laser hair removal, isn’t it pretty expensive? Also I heard that you can buy some to use yourself, but I also heard it’s not safe?
the at home stuff is perfectly safe as long as you have a functioning brain. don’t look at the big light and you won’t burn out your retinas, shave before each use and you won’t burn your hair.
It can be really hit or miss depending on your hair and skin color though, and it’s not like proper laser where the follicles are gone forever. It’s more like it kinda “locks in” your shave for longer, and if you stick with it you’ll also notice you’re smoother after each shave.
If you want the hair permanently gone though, so far the only solution I’ve found is laser, and yah it’s incredibly expensive. Just doing my face was like $2000 and that was with heavy discounts. A lot of places will let you finance it so you can pay monthly instead, but then you’re stuck paying monthly…
Do you have one of the at home you would recommend?
And it works better with darker hair and lighter skin, right?
yeah darker hair and light skin. I use the nood flasher 2.0, but idk if there’s any real differences between ipl devices. I just managed to find it on a steep discount during some holiday season.
For laser hair removal, isn’t it pretty expensive?
Yeah, it’s definitely more pricey, but IIRC it lasts a bit longer than pretty much everything.
Also I heard that you can buy some to use yourself, but I also heard it’s not safe?
Not sure. I’d definitely trust a professional over doing it myself though, at least until I did a fuck load of research for how to do it.
As long as you are comfortable, personally stubbly legs are way better than forest so once every 2 weeks is fine for me. YMMV
Avatar checks out, bobcats are indeed quite hairy, Bubs.
It’s winter anyway, I recommend cotton pantyhose :D
this is slander, i use debian (btw) and my socks are much longer than that
Debian ftw! Coolest logo of them all :3
Where do Atomic distros fit on this? I feel like they’re babbies first linux below Mint, yet all of my stockings except for the pawpad ones go up to my thighs.
Where do kilts and kilt socks fit in here? I went mostly the same route, but hit Ubuntu before Mint.
They fit in Scotland /s
Come on in tho! We’re inclusive, even to the Scottish :3
Shortbread is my favorite thing ever
I have the perfect ones, that let you see the thighs, btw
I just don’t wear skirts because I feel I’ll look uglier than hunger; but if my bro asks me, I won’t say no either… 😋
Oh no. Most of my socks are ubuntu socks, I got two pair of ski socks that qualify as debian, but I run linux mint. Now what?!
