TheGingerNut

Ah. Claudia core

No way in heck you’re ~40!

Oh, I had decent Math teachers and I actually tuned in for those classes. This was not one of those teachers

My average WFH uniform is pajamas

One time in maths class I tuned in and they were talking about politics. And then I go "wait, isn’t this supposed to be a maths class? And the teacher just goes “it can be both”.

That is the only time I ever tuned in for that particular maths teacher. She was not very good

Presses button. Teleports to the moon. “Whelp, that tracks I guess”. Dies of asphyxiation.

Me: My HRT provider is a bunch of fucking vampires, I hate them, they’re so expensive. I should be able to just ask my GP for hormones and then pick them up from the pharmacy the next day. Fuck them.

(I’m sorry what happened when you tried to go get hormones? )

Also me: I love my HRT provider. They’re so compassionate and understanding. I didn’t even get gatekept when I told them I was autistic. Glory be to the vampires, take all my blood, I wasn’t using it for anything important!

Pretending you didn’t hear them often helps. Not always, sometimes they’re right stubborn about it but I’ve been wolf whistled and received some truly odd comments and just not even glanced their direction and most of them do not bother to follow up. They’re looking for a reaction. Don’t make it easy for them

Hell, one time I was out with a group, and they were talking to some kids and they asked if I was a boy or a girl and I straight up ignored them and let the group answer for me. Didn’t even open my mouth. A little scary but I loved the results honestly.

Spread it on your lips and kiss your “boyfriend” on the thighs

Okay, but there was a beautiful irony in the version where she’s mean. Plus we all love a healing/redemption arc

Gonna be honest, having had the freedom to let it grow wild I’m starting to think its not all its cracked up to be

But having enough available length for pigtails and meatball buns? You can’t put a price on that. So I put up with accidentally pulling my hair that got caught between me and the matress when I stir in the night

Cis girl me would not have my strength of will. Or she’d be an unstoppable nexus of chaotic energy and bad ideas. Neither of which is good

Thanks for the warning. Though yeah, considering they like to titrate you with a low dose to start with that tracks. Probably not even worth trying until they up the dosage

Depends on the trans person. I tend to degender my past self. Which is actually accurate because before I identified as a girl I didn’t really identify as anything with any degree of passion so I consider my past self to be agender and use they/them pronouns for them

In Mario and Sonic at the Olympic Games,
one of Amy’s victory lines is “Girl power!”
and one of Sonic’s is “Hedgehog power!”
This implies that Sonic’s gender is
hedgehog

No, no. I just live in one of those silly countries where getting on HRT takes months and costs hundreds. I knew I’d be starting at some point for the past year ish

Lobster too buttery

Like that’s not what you were hoping for but that’s still a win in my book

I’ve been playing this game where I lose a bunch of weight before I start HRT then put it all back on and this time its in cooler places. I started HRT last week but I forgot to end the diet. Oh well.

Hello, 999: I’ve been murdered

Yes. Sorry. I confused ftm and mtf

Correct. Bugger, I confused the two