Presses button. Teleports to the moon. “Whelp, that tracks I guess”. Dies of asphyxiation.
… by choking on a shark
I’d be fine. My ideal body is an interstellar spaceship with at least one toaster oven.
Girl I’m not even trans and even I would
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I mean, cis folks can have ideal bodies that don’t match their own, too. That’s most of the reason people talk about unrealistic beauty standards in media.
But now I’m wondering, if a severely uncracked egg pressed the button, expecting a “better” body matching their agab, would they get that, or the mother of all forced egg cracks?
Well I would be impolite and possibly harmful if the button disrespected the prime egg directive
If I’m trans, you’re gonna have to wait a hell of a lot longer than 1 year, cause I’m very comfortable with my gender
Uh… let’s say you pressed the button… more than once. Does the probability raise by 0.01% for each press? And if so, does it cap at 100% or…
Asking for a friend, of course.
where would you even store all those bodies
Eat them of course. Don’t you know that meat cost much
True, you are what you eat.
It’d have a natural cooldown as once you get your ideal body you won’t need to press it again unless your ideal body changes. In that case, it would raise 0.01% for each press. If it goes over 100% there is a chance for another shark to attack at the same time
Does that include Blahaj?
killed by blahaj
Death by
Spoiler
cuddle
I got distracted and pressed my belly button o.o
(Me thinking about gains)
(clocks what sub I’m oh)
Oh lul
Blahaj!
buttonbuttonbuttonPRESSSSSSS
Heck yeah I press HARD
Your finger misses the button. (Critical failure)
I get to be made of plasteel and lobotized. Death does not scare me anymore.
if that’s how I’m meant to die, so be it
I dont think i would alteast not right neaw
