His weave does often sound like it was written by AI. Maybe that’s why Elon was there. DOGE was a cover story while he Neurolinked Grok into Trump’s brain stem.

They’re not showing fealty by providing money or luxury items. They’re showing how cheap he is to buy. The optics are worth far more than the gifts.

They need to release a calendar of their most hirsute players to mess with the Mormons. No other reason.

What’s the name of the band? The Lone Rangers? There’s three of you. You’re not exactly “lone.”

I know what you’re thinking. It’s a 4.4 Militech Magnum. The most powerful exoskeleton in the world. Could kick your head clean off. You have to ask yourself one question.